Did you hear about the new restaurant for satellites?
It has everyone's favorite dish.
What do you call a lonely satellite?
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I took a picture of a satellite
Why does Elon Musk want so many satellites?
He’s transmitten with them.
Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much
But the reception was incredible.
My satellite navigation told me to turn around....
Now I can't see where I'm going.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner
My wife believes she's a satellite radio.
At first I thought she was kidding, but apparently she's sirius.
I'm trying to write an essay about satellite, and I need to choose a font...
Satellite radio crapped out. Dead Sirius.
Where can you read about dead satellites?
I had a Bonnie Tyler Satellite Navigation Sytem once..
Was rubbish, kept telling me to turn around and every now and then it fell apart
For some reason, I had to pay for my satellite dish
But the installer said it was on the house...
I read Elon Musk wants to send 12 000 satellites into orbit...
If you ask me that's pretty astronomical.
What's another name for inactive satellites orbiting earth?
Told my dad our plane had Sirius satellite radio on our flight..
His response was "Well what if I want to listen to comedy?"
I just purchased 3 months of satellite radio after my trial expired...
I guess you could say things are getting pretty sirius.
A satellite dish and an antenna get married.
The wedding was awful, but the reception was amazing.
Did you hear about the satellites that got married?
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't great...
However, the reception was amazing
Two satellites decided to get married
The wedding wasn't that good but the reception-amazing
Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much,
but the reception was incredible.
Two satellites got married
Two satellites got married. The wedding was terrible but the reception was amazing.
Two satellites decided to get married. Wasn't much of a wedding, but that reception was amazing
Two satellites got married...
the wedding wasn’t great, but the reception was incredible.
Two satellites decided to get married
The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was incredible.
2 Satellites got married
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding sucked but the reception was incredible
Just been to a wedding of two satellites.
It wasn't great but the reception was incredible.
Two satellites got married.
Two satellites got married, no one turned up but at least there was good reception.
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