If you don't get this post I might blow a fusilli.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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I spent my entire life savings on pasta.

It was worth every penne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rooner_Spism
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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This is fusilly!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Windows__2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Did you hear about the italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastπŸ™πŸ»β€οΈ

Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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A man is walking down the street holding a bag of pasta upside down...

And then the penne dropped.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What is the most co-dependent of all the pastas?

Cannelloni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiousZenLufa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What is a pasta maker’s favorite children’s story?

Pi-gnocchi-o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xkrazijayx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti.

You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaming_Gil_Bros
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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My last girlfriend left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.

Feeling cannelloni right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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I got fired from my job at the pasta factory

I made a fusilli mistakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ropach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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I just failed my assessment to be a pasta chef

Overall it was good, but I made a fusilli mistakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Did you hear about the pasta chef who couldn't make it as a clown?

He came up with 2 fusilli ideas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain-Useless
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Dorm-mate wondering what kind of pasta to buy for dinner.

I told him to think of all the "pastabillities"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PerfectRaito
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2015
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If you guys are gonna tell a joke, tell the whole thing. Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.

I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.

it was a farfalle from grace.

Edit: Whoa! Woke up to so many upvotes! Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alftrazign
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I got fired from my job at the pasta factory.

After a fusilli mistakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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