Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Chorizo"
Me: Hi sausage! Iโm dad!
a friend of mine owns a cafe and is starting to sell homemade Chorizo sandwiches, need a good pun to write on a sign at front of shop, thought I'd turn to the creative minds of r/puns for help! winner gets a month of gold go go go!
I ordered an eggs Benedict with chorizo, and I said, "Did you know eggs Benedict is best served on an old hubcap?"
My dad went, "Really?"
I said, "Yup. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
Me: Hey, can we eat the chorizo in the fridge?
Dad: No don't eat it in the fridge, use the table like normal people
... :/
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