A list of puns related to "Enchiladas"
25.4 millimeter-iladas.
Everywhere else they’re centimeteriladas.
Her: Ask me me they're finished
Me: When are they finished?
Instant eye roll
A foot-ilada.
To which my 3 year old said, " Dad, you need to work on your jokes."
Me: Reach for the jalapenos to put on my enchiladas
Dad: Be careful. Those jalapenos can get really personal.
Me: What?
Dad: Yeah, they'll get jalap-en-yo business.
Me: Laugh hysterically
After having enchiladas for dinner tonight, I told her that we have too much sauce, next time she should make enchilittle sauce instead.
Went to dinner at a nice Mexican restaurant with my fiance and ordered a taco, burrito, and enchilada combo plate. When the food came I asked her,
"Is it just me, or does this seem bigger than an inch?"
(Her) "What do you mean?".
(Me) "Well it's call an 'Inch-a-lota'....".
Needless to say her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she sighed the ultimate sigh of dad-joke disappointment.
...then why do they call it an Enchilada?
Netflix Enchilada
I'm making enchiladas for my work tomorrow but I forgot to buy baby jack cheese for my cheese enchiladas. I've been calling stores to ask them ahead if they have any, but no store in my neighborhood has it.
I told my dad about my frustrations as I was calling Food 4 Less, and my dad said, "Hey if they don't have it, tell them - tell 'em, 'Well you guys don't have JACK!'"
I then put my hands on my face began groaning as he closed out with, "I perform every Monday through Thursday!"
Preface: My dad, mom, and I went out to eat mexican food. Like we usually do, we order a huge platter of nachos and demolish the whole thing. Surely we are full even before our main course arrives. We all ordered combination platters that consisted of, burritos, enchiladas, and tacos which were overflowing with lettuce that no one except for my mom wanted to eat. My mom kept on nagging my dad and I to eat the lettuce so that it would lighten us up and make us feel less full:
Mom (for the 10th time): You boys should eat your lettuce. Come on now.
Me: Mom lettuce be!
Immediately my mom cringed and groaned, while my dad, after repeating the joke, gave a hearty chuckle.
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