They just turnip all over
I'm a turnip, turned down. Concerned, but I don't carrot all. I am what I yam. What am I?
Pun war! The topic is food. If you have a pun comment it. I hope this will turnip good.
Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
My dad didn't turnip to my soccer game.
It's like he doesn't carrot all...
I hope some good puns turnip
It's like when a good song comes on and you turnip the beet
We don’t have any vegetable jokes on this Subreddit yet...
So if you do, lettuce know.
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
What did the DJ say to the farmer?
Lettuce turnip our beets!
After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.
Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.
Why did the drummer play with vegetables?
He needed some fresh beets . . .
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
How does a vegetable win a fight ?
A pun has to be sooo bad that it is good.
A famous local cauliflower died last night.
People are expecting a big turnip at the funeral.
Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here
But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon
So I've lost a bag of cruciferous root vegetables...
...but it's okay, I'm sure they'll turnip somewhere.
Why Wasn’t The Radish At The Party?
Because He Didn’t Bother To Turnip!
What's the vegetable's favourite part of the song?
I reported my root garden missing to the police.
They told me they’d see what would turnip. Then they told me it wasn’t their beet. I don’t think they carrot all!
What did the scarecrow say during the garden party.
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
I bought some stocks from vegetable companies.
Why did the DJ go to the farmers' market?
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
“Hey girl, you look particularly radishing today!”
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
What does the cook say when he hears a funky song?
Even though I insisted there was no need for repatriation, my neighbour has just brought round a root vegetable in exchange for the reading material I gave them.
So thats a turnip for the books.
Do you know about the new rock band "The Vegetarians"?
They're like nothing I've ever herbivore!
I wanna party. Can you...
What kind of vegetable likes rap music?
What did the DJs say to the farmer?
Lettuce turnip our beets!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What did the vegetable say at the party?
Did you hear about the cabbage that died?
There was a big turnip at the funeral.
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