A cabbage, a tomato, and a nose were having a race.
The cabbage was ahead, the nose was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
At our restaurant, we make sure to buy our pickled cabbage from a variety of vendors.
We've discovered the value of kraut sourcing.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.
It was horrific! I slaw it happen!
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Hi guys and WELCOME BACK to another video of The Disapproving Cabbage!
...If you liked this video and would like us to make more, lettuce no!
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︎ Dec 08 2020
A truck ahead of me spilled its load of cabbage all over the highway...
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︎ Sep 06 2020
I went shopping at Coles to buy Mayonnaise, but they said it was illegal to buy without cabbage and carrots.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
My neighbor got killed by a truck hauling cabbages
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Murphyβs law states that if something can go wrong, it will. Coleβs law is mostly cabbage.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Did you hear about all the competition in the outdoor pickled cabbage contest?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Two vegetarians got married and soon had a baby who they named Cabbage.
"Was it a girl?"
No, it's savoy.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Apparently if you buy cabbage from coles supermarkets you are legally obligated to buy carrots and mayonnaise
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Did you hear that Elon Musk has invented a car that runs entirely on sliced cabbage?
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Did you hear about the cabbage that died?
There was a big turnip at the funeral.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Cabbage Opress
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Any left over cabbage shall be shredded and mixed with mayo!
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︎ Sep 15 2019
The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Everyone knows that Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but few know about his mandate that all his subjects had to eat cabbage and mayonnaise
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︎ May 07 2019
What is the scientific principle which describes the movement of cabbage in mayonnaise
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︎ Jul 12 2019
Why didn't the cabbage win the race?
He wasn't ahead of lettuce.
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︎ Jan 10 2019
Every time I have cabbage I'm out of mayo, and every time I have mayo I'm out of cabbage. It's like some kind of Murphy's Slaw.
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︎ Mar 18 2016
I ordered an Italian salad, and it didn't even have any of that bitter, red, cabbage-like stuff...
How utterly radicchio-less.
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︎ May 15 2018
I went to Cole's this morning to buy cabbage, apparently its a legal requirement for me to also purchase carrots and mayonnaise when purchasing cabbage.
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︎ Sep 13 2018
Only cabbage for Christmas
So my wife was rooting through my desk to get an envelope and stumbled across one of her Christmas presents that I hadn't wrapped yet. I told her that she's bad for snooping and that I would have to send it back.
Due to recent environmental regulations and the price of coal, it is no longer given to naughty people for Christmas. Instead you get a cabbage. It will come thinly sliced with mayonnaise.
This is known as Coal's Law.
"That was the whole setup wasn't it for that line"
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︎ Nov 30 2018
What's the difference between a sick baby cat and a hole full of cabbage?
One's a pale kit
The other's a kale pit
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︎ Nov 20 2018
I have discovered the optimal ratio of cabbage to mayo!
And I shall name it Cole's law
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︎ Dec 23 2017
What do you call a finely chopped cabbage from Eastern Europe?
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︎ Oct 09 2017
What did the cabbage say to the tree?
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︎ Jun 12 2017
I was cutting cabbage real thin when I cut myself...
...It was Murphyβs Law and coleslaw colliding.
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︎ Sep 30 2017
What's it called when a cabbage kills someone?
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︎ Oct 02 2017
What did they call the popular cabbage in vegetable school?
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︎ Aug 19 2017
I could never tell my mother that I hated the stuffed cabbage rolls she packed me for lunch.
I have a lot of emotional cabbage
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︎ Dec 10 2015
(after a giant plate of Haluski (a Czech cabbage dish)) girlfriend- "my rule tonight, you CANNOT fart in my car..."
Me- I guess you'll just have to drop me off at the gas station then.
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︎ Jul 11 2017
What do you call two rows of cabbages in a field?
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︎ Dec 08 2014
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