Which vegetable tells us how old a taxi is?

Cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I roasted brussel sprouts...

I told them to quit trying to be cabbage because they'll never get "a head" like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WoefullyYours
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Dad joked my Dad

Dad: I bet that head of cabbage could make some good coleslaw.

Me: I don't think cabbage is capable of making coleslaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THeRUSH12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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While at the grocery store

"Don't drop that cabbage - otherwise, heads will roll!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aeetlrcreejl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2013
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