A list of puns related to "Goober"
I'm going to call it Goober.
**To get to the goober's house.
(Wait for it)
**Knock knock
*Who's there?
**The chicken
My dad came downstairs with a jar of peanut butter and said, "I brought this to go with your jam."
Was eating burgers with the wife and daughter when my wife (who picked up the food) said, "I was going to get us singles, but I went with the double. Just felt in the mood for a meatier burger."
"Did your burger kill the dinosaurs?" I deadpanned.
"What?"
"Your burger. You said it was a meteor burger."
"Meatier...meatier...METEOR Burger? Goddammit, goober."
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