I'm starting a ridesharing business for underserved rural communities.

I'm going to call it Goober.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fourchimney
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

**To get to the goober's house.

(Wait for it)

**Knock knock

*Who's there?

**The chicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G-Club
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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My friends came over for band practice

My dad came downstairs with a jar of peanut butter and said, "I brought this to go with your jam."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benjammintheman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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Just cracked this one off at lunch.

Was eating burgers with the wife and daughter when my wife (who picked up the food) said, "I was going to get us singles, but I went with the double. Just felt in the mood for a meatier burger."

"Did your burger kill the dinosaurs?" I deadpanned.

"What?"

"Your burger. You said it was a meteor burger."

"Meatier...meatier...METEOR Burger? Goddammit, goober."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingPellinore
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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