Youse Puns

F: "You know, I was born with 3 knees. So were you. Your brother too. I asked the doctor about it when you were born.. Sorry i didn't tell you."

Me: "That seems like important information."

Brother: "Why wait until now?"

F: "Well, i figured you'd notice yous by now. The right knee, the left knee, and the wee knee."

very audible groans were had.

Edit: words

So my mom had emergency surgery for an ovarian cyst this week. She's home since, and people are calling just to see how she is.

The day after the surgery, my mom is still weak and can't walk very well. The phone rings, so I pick it up for her, it's my aunt. After the usual "Hi, how are yous," she says to me, "So, how's her cyst-a?"