The second time Hansel and Gretel found a house made of cookies and candy, they sent someone else in to test-nibble it first.

This technique became known as Munch Housen by Proxy.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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Hansel and Gretel were both quite ill before they met the witch.

They had Munch housen syndrome.

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👤︎ u/wimple007
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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Dad-joked my sister and her boyfriend

So I was heating up a meat pie in the microwave. My sister and her boyfriend were on the couch. She asked what I was cooking. so i told her.

Then she asked "Can you cook us two?"

I replied "I dunno.... I think you guys are a bit big!"

They stared at me blankly and I chuckled.

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📅︎ Dec 23 2013
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