Why are the women in the Trump family called the brass section?

Because they’re Trump-ettes

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What do female chefs do before they get married?

Have a spatula-ette party.

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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

(A joke my son said, being posted by the dad.)

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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Why did the tick not go to prom?

Because he didn't have a tick-ette.

My brother has been a father for exactly two years and made it up today.

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