Halloween pun

I know two women who are twins and look a lot like each other.
One is a scientist and the other performs dark magic.
I don’t know which is witch...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeMich
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Need help coming up with a good Halloween pun...

Group of peeps I hang out with are making good Halloween puns involving their user. I need one that can make use of either Vince, Vincevaleker, e11, or Valeker. Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceValeker
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Halloween Puns

Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.


Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!


Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!


For Halloween I’m going to write β€œLife” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers


This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues


β€œHalloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.


Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!


I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.


How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!


When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day


What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!


What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood


What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us


What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A β€œhollow-weenie!”


Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost (goes).


How do you write a book about halloween? With a ghostwriter.



I’m going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely,


Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, β€œA lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, β€œBe a gentleman and roll them back to her.


The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you’re not will lead to a sweet reward.


I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it’s Election night.


I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I’m dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.


Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party? Becuse he had no body to go with.


What did the bird say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!


What do Italian’s eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)


Why can’t the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.


What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!


What do ghosts eat for supper? Spooketi


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween!!


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
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Can anyone help me come up with soccer player/Halloween puns

Any help will be much appreciated! Some examples for what I need are..

Count Ronaldo, Lionel Mummy, and Frankeneymar

These are kinda week lol give me some of your best ones!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonathantj12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Warning: EXTREMELY silly Halloween pun costume ideas youtube.com/watch?v=6Ui5e…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuckMyDax
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My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning

He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EasyTigrr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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I'm thinking about dressing up as a Banker for Halloween this year.

I think it will gain a lot of interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ownerjojo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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Last Halloween a girl dressed as the grim reaper came to my door with messy hair and asked me politely to fix it.

That night, I had a brush with death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeWhenThe-ItsWhen
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Did you hear about the company that decided to produce those Halloween-themed mints?

They said it's a scare tictac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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My wife saw me drinking from a Halloween skull the other day

Wife: who’s skull is that

Me: a man named Phillip

Wife: what’s in it?

Me: vodka and orange juice.

Wife: .......

Me: it’s a Phillips head screwdriver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_eat_unwiped_ass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Did you know that Jehovah's Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween?

Apparently they don’t like people knocking on their doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StringTraveler
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I was walking home late on halloween when I heard a loud clop, clop, clop.

I looked back and I was being followed by a coffin. I sped up and so did the coffin. When I couldn't run anymore I searched my pockets for anything to help. I found a few Hall's mentholyptus that I threw at it!! Coffin stopped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Proud dad moment: My five year old and I were discussing Halloween candy. I told him I like Kit-Kats.

He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said β€œKit-Kats are good but these are butter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
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Halloween is probably one of my more favorite holidays.

Easter and Valentine's Day are a couple other good cand-y-dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Venomenace
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Why couldn’t the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

***Because most people are offended at seeing Boo Bees! -My 10 yr old son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jch308
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why did the French Halloween ghost costume smell so bad?

Because it was made of old sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamburger_Sir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
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Star Trek Halloween Special
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My buddy said 'There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me.'

I asked, 'Which is?'

'Exactly', he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I was thinking of going as a bandaid this Halloween, but then decided against it.

I find it really hard to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slinkadynk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I asked my dad why i crave pumpkins every Halloween

"its because you're dyslexic son"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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There's only one thing that scares me about Halloween
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What do Alabamans do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colreaper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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India has canceled Halloween!

They ran out of Gandhi :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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2 years ago I went to Halloween as ThanOS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/clrobertson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I thought about dressing up as a plank of wood for halloween

I changed my mind because i would get board quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyoldbob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Punny Halloween costume :-) reddit.com/gallery/jn3c61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TashiaSerene
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Boyfriend and I were Boba ki-Tea and AvoCATo for Halloween!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamthefifthforce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Today, while hanging Halloween lights, my 3 year old made his first pun:

Wow, that blue spider is so beautiful! It’s Blue-tiful!

I’m so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jessieface13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I was telling my friend there's only one thing I get really scared of at Halloween.

"Which is?" he asked.

"Exactly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burlapin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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On Halloween don't wear a dinosaur costume in bad neighborhoods.

You'll get Jurasskicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Why wouldn’t the crab share his Halloween candy?

He’s shellfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why do bottomless shoes count as Halloween decorations.

Because they have no soles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilleyal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What’s a hillbillies favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump kins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bpollard85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.

Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csteelatgburg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Halloween!

Ween : Hello!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshua_you-ng
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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why couldn't the spicy pepper dress like robin hood for halloween?

He didn't habanero

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinferbrains
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I'd invite Terry to the Halloween party, but I think he'll be terryfied

I know, I know, that was Terryble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamSamG
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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How did the ghost measure all its Halloween activities?

With its scarecard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call a spiritual person on Halloween?

A Boodist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v0ideater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Whatever else you might do on Halloween, don't eat a ghost!

They taste like sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SMHeenan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What do they call Halloween in Australia?

G'day ween

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martyconfetti
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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This Halloween I'm dressing up as something really scary....

A phone battery at 2%.

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