Halloween Puns

I know two women who are twins and look a lot like each other.
One is a scientist and the other performs dark magic.
I don’t know which is witch...

Group of peeps I hang out with are making good Halloween puns involving their user. I need one that can make use of either Vince, Vincevaleker, e11, or Valeker. Any ideas?

Any help will be much appreciated! Some examples for what I need are..

Count Ronaldo, Lionel Mummy, and Frankeneymar

These are kinda week lol give me some of your best ones!

He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.

I think it will gain a lot of interest.

That night, I had a brush with death.

They said it's a scare tictac

Wife: who’s skull is that

Me: a man named Phillip

Wife: what’s in it?

Me: vodka and orange juice.

Wife: .......

Me: it’s a Phillips head screwdriver

Apparently they don’t like people knocking on their doors.

I looked back and I was being followed by a coffin. I sped up and so did the coffin. When I couldn't run anymore I searched my pockets for anything to help. I found a few Hall's mentholyptus that I threw at it!! Coffin stopped.

He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said “Kit-Kats are good but these are butter.”

Easter and Valentine's Day are a couple other good cand-y-dates.

***Because most people are offended at seeing Boo Bees! -My 10 yr old son

Because it was made of old sheet.

I asked, 'Which is?'

'Exactly', he replied.

I find it really hard to pull it off.

"its because you're dyslexic son"

Pumpkin

They ran out of Gandhi :(

I changed my mind because i would get board quickly.

Wow, that blue spider is so beautiful! It’s Blue-tiful!

I’m so proud.

"Which is?" he asked.

"Exactly."

You'll get Jurasskicked.

He’s shellfish

Because they have no soles.

Pump kins

Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.

Ween : Hello!

He didn't habanero

I know, I know, that was Terryble

With its scarecard!

A Boodist.

They taste like sheet.

G'day ween

A phone battery at 2%.