You'll get Jurasskicked.
They were all ear-regular.
But, I think everyone would come as surgeons.
This is the part that may need work...
... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.
(True story, btw.)
Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.
Do I really need another bad habit?
My daughter wanted to be a farmer for halloween. I told her she should be a zombie farmer ... lurch around yelling "grains .... GRAINS"
I'm dressing as Premature Ejaculation, because I just came in my pants.
A galapaghost
He was the real wet blanket of the party.
Gross Domestic Product
and said that he wanted to dress up as Ben 10. He reminded me however that Ben 10 is nothing without his watch and he must have that accessory.
Without missing a beat, I asked him, "Why, is he Ben-nine without it?"
I laughed way harder at this than he did. Still worth it.
Because I'm a working stiff
Mine is probably the Ceiling Fan. "GO CEILINGS!"
Her: "This costume is my first choice. But I got this sexy Bee costume just in case the other one doesn't look right"
Me: "So would you say that your back-up costume is your plan Bee?"
I wanted to go as a Czech engine light.
They said “ we don’t have any I’m afraid”. I said “don’t be silly, it’s just a costume.”
Bow Peep https://imgur.com/gallery/08zNH
Tape potato to crotch.
I guess Stranger Things have happened.
I'm going to be adhered to a social norm.
It might smell funny.
I think it will be much more appealing.
Me: "So at my co-worker's party, I met a woman who suddenly called out "Link!" at me when she saw me and pulled me over to her side of the room to take a picture of my costume. She said that her friend, who wasn't at the party, had dressed up as Link, too. She was somewhat drunk and rather excited about it. I saw a picture of her friend on her phone. She had put a bit more commitment into the costume since she had a sword and shield."
Dad: "So... did you connect with her friend after the party..."
Me: "Uh.. no?"
Dad: "...on LinkedIn?
Me: *facepalm*
...whenever someone asked me what I was, I shrugged my shoulders and said "eh, I'm just a little board."
So I'm going as Disgust from Inside Out for Halloween this year. It is something my daughter will love and it's easy enough to just dress up in green. I've known for over a month now.
But earlier today, the day before Halloween, my man decides to tell me he wants to do a couples costume from Twin Peaks. I get frustrated and say, "Why? You've known for a while I'm going as disgust. I have it all planned."
He replies, "Really babe, I don't remember this being something we ever... discussed."
My inner Anger is enraged.
My friend's dad was telling me about a costume idea he had yesterday
"You put on a blue shirt, wrap an electrical cord around yourself, and then tie a rubber chicken to it"
His costume? Chicken Cordon Bleu
