A priest, a bishop, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit says βI think Iβm a typoβ.
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︎ May 25 2021
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, βIβm probably a Type-Oβ
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
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︎ May 16 2021
What do you call 7 rabbits in a line walking backwards?
A receding hairline
(shoutout to a client of mine who gave me this banger)
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︎ May 19 2021
What is a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
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︎ May 20 2021
What do you get, when you pour down hot water into a rabbit hole?
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︎ May 05 2021
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
What type of music do cool rabbits listen to?
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︎ May 20 2021
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
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︎ May 14 2021
why is it a bad idea to iron your rabbits foot?
You shouldn't press your luck
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Someone tried to tell me a rabbit joke
I told them I don't carrot all for rabbit jokes
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︎ Apr 03 2021
How do rabbits travel?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
How do you catch a special rabbit?
Unique up on it!
How do you catch a domesticated rabbit?
Tame way!
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︎ May 02 2021
What's the difference between a Rabbit and a Hare?
One is hare-ier than the other!
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What kind of rabbit works in the dentists office?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
For dinner weβre having Himalayan rabbit stew
That rabbit, found Himalayan on the road
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What kind of books does a Rabbit like?
The one with the Hoppy ending. My daughter told me this π
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What do you call a rabbit that is closer to the sunrise than you?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Why dont more people eat rabbit?
Most people dont like hare in their food
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill
Itβs a little fit bunny
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I made Himalayan rabbit stew for supper tonight for my family
I found Himalayan on the side of the road on my way home
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︎ Feb 10 2021
A nice rabbit hole to go into.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What's another name for a rabbit mystery?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why was the hungry rabbit so mellow?
Because he didn't have a carrot in the world
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︎ Jan 26 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic
The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.
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︎ May 07 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a doctors office...
...the nurse asks the rabbit, βwhat blood type are you?β
The rabbit says, βIβm probably a type O.β
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︎ Mar 23 2021
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.
The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Apr 11 2021
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique upon it.....
How do catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique upon on it.
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︎ May 02 2021
What do you call a row of rabbits walking away?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Priest, vicar and rabbit go to give blood.
Dr β what blood type are you rabbit?β
To which the rabbit replies,
Rabbit β probably a Type-Oβ
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︎ Mar 22 2021
A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
Rabbit says βI think Iβm a type Oβ
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︎ Apr 07 2021
How do you catch a rare rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a pet rabbit?
The tame way.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.
The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.
We found himalayan on the road.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says βI think there is a typoβ
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Did you hear that Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit?
Itβs a little fit bunny.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I just saw a line of rabbits jumping backward!
It was a receding hare line.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Breaking news: Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
βItβs a little fit bunny.β
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︎ Feb 01 2021
A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Elton John has bought a treadmill for his rabbit.....
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︎ Jan 21 2021
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