A priest, a bishop, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says β€œI think I’m a typo”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.

The rabbit says, β€œI’m probably a Type-O”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmath12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegamescapes
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What do you call 7 rabbits in a line walking backwards?

A receding hairline

(shoutout to a client of mine who gave me this banger)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/What_CanBe
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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What is a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

I-HOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSimp69
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What do you get, when you pour down hot water into a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sikitomi
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMeeme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What type of music do cool rabbits listen to?

Hip Hop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slayerfan666
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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why is it a bad idea to iron your rabbits foot?

You shouldn't press your luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoesMemories
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Someone tried to tell me a rabbit joke

I told them I don't carrot all for rabbit jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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How do rabbits travel?

On hareplanes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetNaeNaed06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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How do you catch a special rabbit?

Unique up on it!

How do you catch a domesticated rabbit?

Tame way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wahoorider
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What's the difference between a Rabbit and a Hare?

One is hare-ier than the other!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chashme_Wali
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What kind of rabbit works in the dentists office?

The Ether Bunny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrixyUkulele
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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For dinner we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew

That rabbit, found Himalayan on the road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?

A hare dryer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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What kind of books does a Rabbit like?

The one with the Hoppy ending. My daughter told me this πŸ˜€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peacefulsalmon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What do you call a rabbit that is closer to the sunrise than you?

An East-er bunny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Why dont more people eat rabbit?

Most people dont like hare in their food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerJoe85
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill

It’s a little fit bunny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheifsup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I made Himalayan rabbit stew for supper tonight for my family

I found Himalayan on the side of the road on my way home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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A nice rabbit hole to go into.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leon08x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What's another name for a rabbit mystery?

Nobunny knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d2p2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why was the hungry rabbit so mellow?

Because he didn't have a carrot in the world

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedi_Lucky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic

The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?" "I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mick_NYC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a doctors office...

...the nurse asks the rabbit, β€œwhat blood type are you?”

The rabbit says, β€œI’m probably a type O.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kitten-McSnugglet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...

The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.

The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique upon it.....

How do catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way, unique upon on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phuckhugh
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What do you call a row of rabbits walking away?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GirlMom929
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Priest, vicar and rabbit go to give blood.

Dr β€œ what blood type are you rabbit?”

To which the rabbit replies,

Rabbit β€œ probably a Type-O”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubberOrNothing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

Rabbit says β€œI think I’m a type O”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1RDS-ARENT-REAL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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How do you catch a rare rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a pet rabbit?

The tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoletusVenandi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brodyhooperquint
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.

The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.

We found himalayan on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar

The rabbit says β€œI think there is a typo”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Did you hear that Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit?

It’s a little fit bunny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I just saw a line of rabbits jumping backward!

It was a receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Breaking news: Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.

β€œIt’s a little fit bunny.”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooRobots9182
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Elton John has bought a treadmill for his rabbit.....

Its a little fit bunny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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