I hate russian dolls...
They're so full of themselves!
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I ran out of material for the doll I was making and only had breathe mints left for the feet.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
The little girl lined her dolls up at the cookout.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
My friend said he made a voodoo doll of me.
I think he's pulling my leg.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Mommy, my Elsa doll doesn't blink
... because her eyes are Frozen... Maybe
My 5 year old just said this to me
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Why donβt people like matryoshka dolls?
Because theyβre so full of themselves
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︎ Sep 29 2020
My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
My 4 year old daughter came crying that she couldn't find her Barbie dolls. Apparently, my 2 year old son threw them in fire last night for fun.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Why do Australian doll shops stink of fish?
Because they keep throwing shrimp on the Barbie
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Do you know why Russian dolls are so arrogant?
Because they are full of themselves
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What do you call several barbie dolls waiting in line?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like sheβs preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
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︎ May 13 2020
Matryoshka dolls, anyone?
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Tried to make a doll with a clock instead of an abdomen.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
What do you call an operation on a barbie doll
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︎ Mar 29 2020
The bad thing about Russian Dolls....
They're way too into themselves
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Today I took all my daughterβs dolls and lined them up by the window facing our grill
I was just preparing a Barbie Queue
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Donβt get me started on those Russian dolls...
...so full of themselves πΊπ»
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I've never particularly liked those Russian nesting dolls...
They're so full of themselves!
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Before each Elmo doll leaves the factory ....
... it receives two test tickles.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
My wife said she never saw the appeal of Russian nesting dolls...
...I told her "it's what's on the inside that counts."
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︎ Oct 11 2019
When a russian nesting doll makes a dad joke, nobody gets it.
Because they're all inside jokes.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Every horror movie about a doll is nothing but
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Russian Dolls are simple.
Get one, and Putin the other.
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︎ Jun 02 2019
I hate Russian nesting dolls
Theyβre so full of themselves
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I hate Russian dolls.
There so full of themselves.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
I hate Russian dolls.
They're so full of themselves.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I hate Russian Matryoshka dolls.
They are so full of themselves.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me
I think heβs pulling my leg
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︎ Jul 28 2020
my son made a voodoo doll of me
I think heβs pulling my leg
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I hate Russian dolls,
they're so full of themselves.
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︎ May 11 2020
I hate Russian dolls
They're so full of themselves
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︎ Apr 27 2020
I hate those little Russian dolls...
They're so full of themselves.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
My friend said that he made a voodoo doll that looks just like me..
I think he's pulling my leg..
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︎ Apr 08 2020
My daughter lined up her dolls for the lunch
It seems we have Barbie queue for lunch again.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
I hate Russian dolls. Theyβre so full of themselves
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︎ Jan 19 2019
I hate russian nesting dolls
They're so full of themself
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︎ Aug 28 2019
I am so sick of russian dolls
they are full of themselves
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︎ Oct 10 2019
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.
Looks like she is preparing some kind of barbie queue.
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︎ Jan 15 2019
I hate those stackable Russian dolls.
They're so full of themselves.
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︎ Apr 27 2019
I hate Russian dolls
They are to full of themselves
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︎ Apr 07 2019
I have a problem with Russian Nesting Dolls
There's so full of themselves
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︎ Jul 08 2019
I hate Russian dolls.
They are so full of themselves.
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