I hate those Russian dolls...
They are so full of themselves.
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οΈ Feb 05 2021
I ran out of material for the doll I was making and only had breathe mints left for the feet.
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οΈ Jan 18 2021
The little girl lined her dolls up at the cookout.
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οΈ Dec 20 2020
My friend said he made a voodoo doll of me.
I think he's pulling my leg.
ποΈ 79
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οΈ Sep 30 2020
Mommy, my Elsa doll doesn't blink
... because her eyes are Frozen... Maybe
My 5 year old just said this to me
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οΈ Nov 23 2020
Why donβt people like matryoshka dolls?
Because theyβre so full of themselves
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οΈ Sep 29 2020
My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
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οΈ Sep 22 2020
My 4 year old daughter came crying that she couldn't find her Barbie dolls. Apparently, my 2 year old son threw them in fire last night for fun.
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οΈ Jul 13 2020
Do you know why Russian dolls are so arrogant?
Because they are full of themselves
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οΈ Jul 28 2020
What do you call several barbie dolls waiting in line?
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οΈ Aug 10 2020
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like sheβs preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
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οΈ May 13 2020
Matryoshka dolls, anyone?
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οΈ Jan 12 2020
Tried to make a doll with a clock instead of an abdomen.
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Apr 29 2020
What do you call an operation on a barbie doll
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Mar 29 2020
The bad thing about Russian Dolls....
They're way too into themselves
ποΈ 11
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οΈ Nov 27 2019
Today I took all my daughterβs dolls and lined them up by the window facing our grill
I was just preparing a Barbie Queue
ποΈ 119
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οΈ Jun 20 2019
Donβt get me started on those Russian dolls...
...so full of themselves πΊπ»
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Feb 19 2020
I've never particularly liked those Russian nesting dolls...
They're so full of themselves!
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οΈ Mar 05 2019
Before each Elmo doll leaves the factory ....
... it receives two test tickles.
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οΈ Oct 04 2019
My wife said she never saw the appeal of Russian nesting dolls...
...I told her "it's what's on the inside that counts."
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Oct 11 2019
When a russian nesting doll makes a dad joke, nobody gets it.
Because they're all inside jokes.
ποΈ 40
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οΈ Mar 05 2019
A better name for an inflatable sex doll is βwhore in a drawerβ
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Sep 07 2019
Every horror movie about a doll is nothing but
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Jun 27 2019
Russian Dolls are simple.
Get one, and Putin the other.
ποΈ 17
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οΈ Jun 02 2019
I hate russian dolls...
They're so full of themselves!
ποΈ 117
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οΈ Dec 29 2020
I hate Russian nesting dolls
Theyβre so full of themselves
ποΈ 90
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οΈ Sep 08 2020
I hate Russian dolls.
There so full of themselves.
ποΈ 52
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οΈ Aug 16 2020
I hate Russian dolls.
They're so full of themselves.
ποΈ 124
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οΈ Jun 23 2020
I hate Russian Matryoshka dolls.
They are so full of themselves.
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Sep 25 2020
My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me
I think heβs pulling my leg
ποΈ 13
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οΈ Jul 28 2020
my son made a voodoo doll of me
I think heβs pulling my leg
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Jul 28 2020
I hate Russian dolls,
they're so full of themselves.
ποΈ 62
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οΈ May 11 2020
I hate Russian dolls
They're so full of themselves
ποΈ 27
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οΈ Apr 27 2020
I hate those little Russian dolls...
They're so full of themselves.
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Apr 28 2020
My daughter lined up her dolls for the lunch
It seems we have Barbie queue for lunch again.
ποΈ 16
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οΈ Mar 24 2020
My friend said that he made a voodoo doll that looks just like me..
I think he's pulling my leg..
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Apr 08 2020
I hate Russian dolls. Theyβre so full of themselves
ποΈ 683
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οΈ Jan 19 2019
I hate russian nesting dolls
They're so full of themself
ποΈ 92
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οΈ Aug 28 2019
I am so sick of russian dolls
they are full of themselves
ποΈ 37
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οΈ Oct 10 2019
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.
Looks like she is preparing some kind of barbie queue.
ποΈ 168
π
οΈ Jan 15 2019
I hate those stackable Russian dolls.
They're so full of themselves.
ποΈ 17
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οΈ Apr 27 2019
I hate Russian dolls
They are to full of themselves
ποΈ 18
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οΈ Apr 07 2019
I hate Russian dolls.
They are so full of themselves.
ποΈ 220
π
οΈ Feb 01 2018
I have a problem with Russian Nesting Dolls
There's so full of themselves
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Jul 08 2019
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