Hen Do Puns

A list of puns related to "Hen Do"

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A Mathemachicken

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👤︎ u/Locoboco2018
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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What do you call a hen that’s good at arithmetic?

A mathamachicken

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👤︎ u/ktbugrl
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call it when all the hens in the henhouse quit on the same day?

Chicken tenders.

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👤︎ u/i_fuckin_luv_it_mate
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call a farmer that raises hens?

A chicken tender.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you get if you feed Whisky to hens?

Scotch eggs

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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What did the rooster do to impress the hen?

He wrote poultry for her.

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👤︎ u/abacadavocados
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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Why do hens and roosters hardly ever fly?

Because they’re chicken

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👤︎ u/martianrome
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call it when a hen is looking at a price of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad

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👤︎ u/4myfortnite
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do you call a hen house with two doors?

A coupe.

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👤︎ u/missingfmercury
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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How do hens leave the hen house?

Through the eggsit!

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👤︎ u/space0watch
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do hens drink during a party?

Cock-tails!

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👤︎ u/Bestdamncsm
📅︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call the spirit of a dead hen haunting a farm?

A poultry-geist.

Courtesy of my father while eating rotisserie chicken.

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👤︎ u/valmian
📅︎ Feb 24 2018
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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👤︎ u/takes_joke_literally
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken!

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👤︎ u/cuttcake
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathamachicken.

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👤︎ u/thestankypopster
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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👤︎ u/Gnarseph
📅︎ May 03 2020
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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👤︎ u/SpivLife
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?

A mathamachicken

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👤︎ u/cieralindsea
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you call a hen that can count?

A mathamachicken.

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👤︎ u/9w_lf9
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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👤︎ u/khanglikestowin
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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👤︎ u/marty___mcfly
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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👤︎ u/AustinCDavis
📅︎ Oct 01 2016
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What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce?

Chicken sees-a-salad

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👤︎ u/dacs1306
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad

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👤︎ u/grandtidal
📅︎ Feb 04 2017
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