Bridesmaids Puns

A list of puns related to "Bridesmaids"

I went to a cannibal wedding. The Groom toasted the bridesmaids, The best man toasted the Bride and Groom and the father of the Bride toasted absent friends.....

It was one hell of a barbecue.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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My sister was hired to sew 8 bridesmaid dresses by Saturday. . .

She seamstressed but she’ll get it done. However her skills are only sew sew.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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I was at a wedding last weekend which ended in disaster.

It went off without a hitch.

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👤︎ u/the_roosh
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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The Tailor Delay

My girlfriend is having her bridesmaid dress altered, but they pushed back the finish date. The wedding is next week.

I looked at her and said, "That's cutting it close."

It hit so hard that she might be pregnant (I'm not a dad).

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👤︎ u/lod254
📅︎ Jun 22 2016
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