Cocktail Parties Puns

A list of puns related to "Cocktail Parties"

Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn’s cocktail party?

He pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CYBERSson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Why were the cannibals disappointed when they went to a cocktail party?

They were told there would be finger food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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overheard at a cocktail party

Dad: and this is my friend Sharon

Karen: my name is Sharon, it's Karen

Dad: last time I checked, Sharon is Karen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vamonos_pest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2015
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