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Hypnosis Puns

A list of puns related to "Hypnosis"

Hypnosis doesn't actually work...

Change My Mind.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Which parts of the body are trendy and most susceptible to sugestion?

Hypnosis.

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👤︎ u/VCottaCR
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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My dad and I are awful...

While watching Penn and Teller: Bullshit. The episode is Sex, sex, sex.

Dad: "Hey Ejgamer, what are you watchin'?"

Me: "This lady who can enlarge boobs through hypnosis."

Dad: "You mean hypno-tits?"

Me: "Yeah but I'm pretty sure it'll be a bust."

Obligatory groans ensued.

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👤︎ u/Ejgamer
📅︎ Dec 14 2014
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