Don't ban me...
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/geffenizlude
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17 2021
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Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.

Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Somethinggood4
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 27 2021
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Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.

Aloha Akhbar.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24 2021
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NASCAR bans the confederate flag?

Finally a turn in the right direction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mattzlo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 11 2020
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Does France ban any activities for its universal healthcare?

I can't imagine the Pierre pressure it would cause...

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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Twitter might ban you if you post a COVID joke.

But there is a 95% chance you wonโ€™t get it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mikeiscool81
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14 2020
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I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.

also in the news:

Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kickypie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 02 2020
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I actually donโ€™t understand why Donald Trump wants to ban TikTok

Whatโ€™s Kesha done to deserve this?

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 23 2020
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Ban Anna's Movie
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MyLatestInvention
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Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..

.. Dying to Czech it out

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HugoZHackenbush2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04 2020
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My local council has managed to legislate a ban on all headgear

Hats off to them for getting that passed

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Coolface2k
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 04 2020
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My brother tried to ban temperature-based puns...

but I still think they're cool.

They're a hot topic in our house.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Superstars111
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Tho my son was going to start a petition to ban them, he slept on his specially built bed...

It was a boycot.

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Why did they ban the letters A-Y?

The were not Zs.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jayrandomer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 29 2020
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A judge is hearing a case. 'The people V. United Parcel Service' and determines that the trucks area nuisance and a danger to the town. He decides to ban all their trucks from the town and calls his ruling:

'UPS Truck Shun of Justice'

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/UnexampledSalt
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I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items

I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MoS42
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20 2019
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Can you believe Trump wants to ban shakers of parmesan from supermarket shelves, only allowing it to be sold in wedge form?

He says he wants to make America grate again.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PopsicleMud
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Why did the government ban swimming?

To cut down on poolution

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dasvott
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29 2019
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Bans on Plastic Straws is Leading to Some New Techniques
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Gcarsk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28 2019
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Why smokers are not shouting on roads protesting against the vape ban?

They don't have enough lung capacity

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/danyk16
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[Meta] can we make it a rule that any comment from pun patrol will result in an insta ban from this subreddit?

It is incredibly lame to see the same comment in each and every thread. Like I donโ€™t understand what fun do they get.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tahmid5
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 08 2019
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Ban Fire (It's pronounced Bawn)
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrSmartypants12
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 12 2019
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Did you hear about the latest thing Donald Trump is trying to do? Heโ€™s planning to ban shredded cheese.

He just wants to make America grate again.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Impulse-impulse
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21 2019
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My friends wanted to ban me from the group chat for this.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pennyroyal51
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16 2018
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President Trump intends to ban the use of shredded cheese.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tickytickytango
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11 2018
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President Trump has announced a ban on all shredded cheese in the United States.

In doing so he promises to Make America Grate Again.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RayZinnet
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25 2018
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Canada recently passed legislation that will ban keeping or breeding whales and dolphins in captivity

Guess you can say marineland has lost its porpoise

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Afraidcoast229
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 14 2019
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Ban Shampoo

Insist on REAL poo!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/1st10Amendments
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25 2018
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Umm... China bans wordplay in attempt at pun control theguardian.com/world/201โ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29 2014
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They're passing a law that bans all pastry chefs from voting

Apparently bakers can't be choosers.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/weggo
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The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.

The freedom of press is no more.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sodomicity
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30 2018
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They had to ban King Kong from Eastern Europe

He bounced too many Czechs.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AkumaXshoguN
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 02 2018
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My dad recently convinced my school to ban scissors.

I wont be cutting class anytime soon.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/74CK
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03 2018
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Two livestock farmers were sat in the pub arguing over the governmentโ€™s upcoming ban on exporting live animals...

The beef cattle farmer thought it was a silly policy and would greatly reduce his income from selling meat overseas....

The pig farmer disagreed, he thought it was a great opportunity for livestock farmers to benefit from higher profit margins in a strong domestic market with fewer overheads.

Feeling very passionate after a few beers, the beef farmer says to the pig farmer:

โ€œThis time in 12 months, the government will have repealed this policy because itโ€™s such a terrible idea... in fact, Iโ€™m willing to bet on it. If Iโ€™m wrong, and they donโ€™t repeal it, Iโ€™ll give you my prized cow, Daisy. But if Iโ€™m right, and they do repeal it, you have to give me free bacon for a yearโ€.

The pig farmer is confident that the policy will be a success and wonโ€™t be repealed. So he says โ€œdealโ€.

The beef farmer carries on:

โ€œActually, I think this policy is going to be such a terrible failure that Iโ€™ll need to sell half of my cows to stay afloat... in fact, Iโ€™m willing to bet on it. If Iโ€™m wrong, and this policy doesnโ€™t mean I need to sell half my cows, Iโ€™ll give you free steaks for a year. But if Iโ€™m right, and I do need to sell half my cows, you have to give me your prized boar, pumbaโ€.

The pig farmer is confident that the beef farmer wonโ€™t need to sell any cows. So he says โ€œdealโ€.

12 months pass following the introduction of the live export ban. The government hasnโ€™t repealed the policy, but unfortunately the beef farmer has had to sell most of his cows.

Both farmers reconvene at the pub. The beef farmer says to the pig farmer:

โ€œWell, it seems you were right about one thing but wrong about the other...

So... You may have won the cattle, but youโ€™ve lost the boar!โ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dens382
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 02 2018
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Ban ana

Banana split.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/notmyuzrname
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21 2015
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There is a brush burning ban in my area. Wild fires.

Does this mean I can still burn combs and hair picks?

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Ban pre-shredded cheese!

Make America Grate Again!

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 15 2020
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Donald trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America Grate Again.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15 2020
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I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese

And make America grate again.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07 2019
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Ban pre shredded cheese.

Make America grate again!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/QuasiRuneScape
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13 2019
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Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Nonions
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 08 2019
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Ban pre-shredded cheese

Make America grate again!

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30 2019
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We need to ban pre-shredded cheese

And Make America Grate Again

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/alphaw0lf212
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09 2019
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Donald Trump has proposed a ban on pre-shredded cheese.

He said he wants to Make America Grate Again.

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