Make Band Names Edible (Taken Way Too Seriously). You’re welcome.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brightsidek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What is a good name for a cover band?

Blanket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I finally figured out what I'm going to name my dad band...

Saw (goodnight everybody!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterOfBunnies
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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How many Motown bands could you name?

Two, three? Maybe four, tops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomseries
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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My wife's bra has the brand name "Splendid", embroidered on the band under one of the cups ...

I just took a sharpie and wrote "Also quite nice" under the other one.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Band Name: Ouroboeros
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πŸ‘€︎ u/llaughing_llama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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"My ex couldn't name a single metal band from the 80s."

"Slayer?"

"No, I just shook my head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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A group of Christian monks want to create a band. What's their name?

AD/BC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sinnaig
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...

"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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[Request] Cone-Based Band Names

I'm looking for band names that involve the word cone (specifically traffic cones). A few examples I have come up with are "The Rolling Cones," "Earth Wind and Cone," and "The Conas Brothers." I'm sure there are lots of good ones that I'm not thinking of.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devosity28
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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What's the name of a childrens rock band?

AB/CD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bartolgamimg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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A great name for a Cake cover band.

Icing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chreva4life
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I've decided I want to manage an all Muslim 80's cover band. The name?

Koran Koran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belfaj26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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Ceiling would be a cool name for a band.

People who like it would be Ceiling fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebovzeoueb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2016
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Shitty Band Names

Can you guys come up with toilet-based puns for musicians/band names? Like Poo Fighters, Turdy Seconds from Mars, sTool, Pee Diddy, Our Lady Piss, Fart Minor, Michael PooplΓ©. That's all I have for now :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellynmeh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
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Pun contest. Name our bands next "tour". Get it printed on shirts. Win imaginary gold.

Backstory: I play in a small band that does a "tour" of southern Wisconsin every year. The bands name is the Petty Thieves. This is my first year with them, but every year they come up with a tour name and make nice t-shirts and material with the tour name on them. Last two tour names were "Sticky Fingers" and "Busted!" We are looking for something related to the band name. Something clever and crime related. If it has mild sexual innuendo, all the better, but not overtly obscene. Some tour names we came up with are: Five Finger Discount, Backdoor Tour, Snatching Kisses, Kissing Snatches, Robbing the Cradle, Something something Miss Demeanors, Spread 'em, Felonious Funk, Unlawful Entry, Rhymes against Humanity, etc...

If you have anything punny, please throw it out there. Top 3 upvoted names get reddit gold. If we use your tour name, I'l send you the tshirt. Thanks kind sirs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dharmon555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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After some brainstorming, I think I picked a really great name for my band: Lost Profits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneBaadHombre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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I heard of this new death metal band that likes double entendres. Their name?

Youth In Asia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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After practising for 5 years without getting a single booking, I suggested my son's band change their name to 1023mb

They still haven't got a gig, though.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2016
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My band's name..

Is Nope, Unintended.

This is actually the name of my band. I love it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheActrician97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2013
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Name a punk band that only sings lies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuppyZed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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My dad always said if he ever started a band he'd name in "Turd" and tour exclusively with Korn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/relaxTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2015
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I just thought of the PERFECT name for a teenage boy band!

Rapidly Growing Members

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ilikecows13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2015
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Band name

Party guest "we had a band when were young" Me "what was it called" A Dad "the out of tuners"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markievegeta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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Dad driven crazy by daughter who doesn't know Guess Who is name of a band. youtube.com/watch?v=xmVls…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/splatco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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