Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?

Because you don’t turn your back on family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What happens when a frog parks illegally

His car gets toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/declandrury
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge

Is that copyright infridgement?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demarcus-Xavier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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In Illinois, it's illegal to have legal possesion over fecal matter of any sort.

Can't have shit in Detroit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meini_Studios
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Your honor is it illegal to throw sodium chloride in someone's eyes?

Judge: it's assault

I know it's a salt, is it a crime though?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfriadox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I opened an illegal distillery in North Korea

It was a whisky business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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If you do anything illegal in Russia

You get Puttin jail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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My neighbor just got arrested for illegally growing Marijuana.

Turns out my property line is not as far as I thought it was.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What is the sentencing when you get caught hunting illegally?

Murder in the first deergree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urinal-Cake2113
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What happens to frogs that park illegally?

They get toad.

Edit: this content is unoriginal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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It should be illegal for London to go into lockdown over Christmas!

...That's capital punishment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queenofthebans
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?

Apparently they want to make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smakattak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Did you hear about the woman who was charged with illegally culling trees?

She was arrested by The Special Branch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dulfuckyourself
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I was going on an illegal half marathon yesterday and the cops caught me.

I decided to run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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This is dope. (Yes, weed is illegal in India)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What’s the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One’s against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I went shopping at Coles to buy Mayonnaise, but they said it was illegal to buy without cabbage and carrots.

It’s Coleslaw

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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"If organ trafficking is illegal...."

"Then what about pianos?" -my dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_greenwood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What drug is illegal under the sea?

Sea weed

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high

Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis907kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopCleverUsername
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why. I mean...

The sign clearly said, β€œFine for parking”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.

The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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i don't download films illegally because i am honest and hardworking person.

and i don't know how.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddeyhh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Where do mice get their illegal alcohol?

At the squeak-easy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawljames
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevin407
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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You know those big round bales of hay? they are illegal in Wyoming...

Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phlatbroke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Did you hear about the bag of sugar that was caught illegally crossing the road for the second time that day?

It was refined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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As a child, my mum told me I could be whoever I wanted when I grew up...

...turns out that’s called identity theft and is illegal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish-Emotional
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My daughter, 8, asked me what happens to frogs who illegally park their cars.

"I don't know," I said.

With a gleam in her eye, she squealed "They get toad!!"

Dad win there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagle_shadow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Why was the Boston Tea Party illegal?

It was destruction of Private Proper Tea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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There was a fire in the illegal weed farm which trapped some cows.

The steaks have never been higher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Team_Pineapple
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I have a great joke about nepotism.

But I’m only going to tell it to my kids.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...

His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What do you call illegal, fermented milk?

Mooshine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsaFrozen2013
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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If you’re thinking about doing something illegal oil yourself up first.

That way you’re a smooth criminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Drawing on yourself should be illegal

The minute you do, you’re a marked man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KIT-3
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I'm scared the cops are gonna discover I've been using my cattle farm to illegally grow marijuana

The steaks have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treefellow64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait. I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What happens when a frog parks illegally?

They get toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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β€˜I’m arresting you for illegally downloading Wikipedia!’

β€˜Wait! I can explain everything!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedzuuzaaa
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhisum_dhisum
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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What drug is illegal in the ocean

Sea weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luigigamer74002
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What happens when frogs park illegally

They get toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/froiman23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Me: Wait, I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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