Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?
Because you don’t turn your back on family.
What happens when a frog parks illegally
If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge
Is that copyright infridgement?
In Illinois, it's illegal to have legal possesion over fecal matter of any sort.
Can't have shit in Detroit.
Your honor is it illegal to throw sodium chloride in someone's eyes?
Judge: it's assault
I know it's a salt, is it a crime though?
I opened an illegal distillery in North Korea
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything.
If you do anything illegal in Russia
My neighbor just got arrested for illegally growing Marijuana.
Turns out my property line is not as far as I thought it was.
What is the sentencing when you get caught hunting illegally?
Murder in the first deergree
What happens to frogs that park illegally?
They get toad.
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It should be illegal for London to go into lockdown over Christmas!
...That's capital punishment!
Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?
Apparently they want to make America grate again.
Did you hear about the woman who was charged with illegally culling trees?
She was arrested by The Special Branch.
I was going on an illegal half marathon yesterday and the cops caught me.
What’s the difference between illegal and unlawful?
One’s against the law and the other is a sick bird.
This is dope. (Yes, weed is illegal in India)
I went shopping at Coles to buy Mayonnaise, but they said it was illegal to buy without cabbage and carrots.
"If organ trafficking is illegal...."
"Then what about pianos?"
-my dad
Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high
Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light
What drug is illegal under the sea?
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why. I mean...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking”.
The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.
The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.
i don't download films illegally because i am honest and hardworking person.
Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.
Where do mice get their illegal alcohol?
You know those big round bales of hay? they are illegal in Wyoming...
Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.
As a child, my mum told me I could be whoever I wanted when I grew up...
...turns out that’s called identity theft and is illegal.
Did you hear about the bag of sugar that was caught illegally crossing the road for the second time that day?
Why was the Boston Tea Party illegal?
It was destruction of Private Proper Tea!
I have a great joke about nepotism.
But I’m only going to tell it to my kids.
My daughter, 8, asked me what happens to frogs who illegally park their cars.
"I don't know," I said.
With a gleam in her eye, she squealed "They get toad!!"
Dad win there.
There was a fire in the illegal weed farm which trapped some cows.
The steaks have never been higher.
Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...
His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.
What do you call illegal, fermented milk?
Drawing on yourself should be illegal
The minute you do, you’re a marked man
I accidentally left some money in my jeans as they went through the wash.
I just worry because I know it’s illegal to launder money.
If you’re thinking about doing something illegal oil yourself up first.
That way you’re a smooth criminal.
I'm scared the cops are gonna discover I've been using my cattle farm to illegally grow marijuana
The steaks have never been higher
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait. I can explain everything!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
‘I’m arresting you for illegally downloading Wikipedia!’
‘Wait! I can explain everything!’
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Man: Wait, I can explain everything!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
What drug is illegal in the ocean
What happens when frogs park illegally
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Me: Wait, I can explain everything!
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