what happened to the illegally parked frog?
A man gets arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia
The man says, “Wait! I can explain everything!”
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice
Because that would be in cider trading
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?
Because you don’t turn your back on family.
If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge
Is that copyright infridgement?
In Illinois, it's illegal to have legal possesion over fecal matter of any sort.
Can't have shit in Detroit.
Your honor is it illegal to throw sodium chloride in someone's eyes?
Judge: it's assault
I know it's a salt, is it a crime though?
Why do atheists own more cats than christians?
Because it’s illegal to own a Christian
My neighbor just got arrested for illegally growing Marijuana.
Turns out my property line is not as far as I thought it was.
I opened an illegal distillery in North Korea
Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?
Apparently they want to make America grate again.
If you do anything illegal in Russia
What is the sentencing when you get caught hunting illegally?
Murder in the first deergree
This is dope. (Yes, weed is illegal in India)
We have a decent sized backyard and I wanted the kids to experience hide and seek at a new level. I hired a carpenter and puzzle author to set up some walls and let me tell you, what they did...
Did you hear about the woman who was charged with illegally culling trees?
She was arrested by The Special Branch.
"If organ trafficking is illegal...."
"Then what about pianos?"
-my dad
It should be illegal for London to go into lockdown over Christmas!
...That's capital punishment!
What’s the difference between illegal and unlawful?
One’s against the law and the other is a sick bird.
I was going on an illegal half marathon yesterday and the cops caught me.
I went shopping at Coles to buy Mayonnaise, but they said it was illegal to buy without cabbage and carrots.
Border patrol ordered 100 DeLoreans
They hope they can stop illegal migrants in time.
What drug is illegal under the sea?
My daughter, 8, asked me what happens to frogs who illegally park their cars.
"I don't know," I said.
With a gleam in her eye, she squealed "They get toad!!"
Dad win there.
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why. I mean...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking”.
The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.
The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.
Why was the ghost that haunted the pharmacy arrested?
Illegal possession of drugs.
Where do mice get their illegal alcohol?
You know those big round bales of hay? they are illegal in Wyoming...
Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.
What do you call a frog that’s illegally parked.
So this frog parked illegally
and ended up getting toad
What happens when frogs park illegally?
What happens when a frog parks illegally
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything.
What happens to frogs that park illegally?
They get toad.
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait. I can explain everything!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Man: Wait, I can explain everything!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
‘I’m arresting you for illegally downloading Wikipedia!’
‘Wait! I can explain everything!’
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
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