What happens when a frog parks illegally

His car gets toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/declandrury
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If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge

Is that copyright infridgement?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demarcus-Xavier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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My neighbor just got arrested for illegally growing Marijuana.

Turns out my property line is not as far as I thought it was.

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What is the sentencing when you get caught hunting illegally?

Murder in the first deergree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urinal-Cake2113
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What happens to frogs that park illegally?

They get toad.

Edit: this content is unoriginal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Did you hear about the woman who was charged with illegally culling trees?

She was arrested by The Special Branch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dulfuckyourself
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopCleverUsername
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why. I mean...

The sign clearly said, β€œFine for parking”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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i don't download films illegally because i am honest and hardworking person.

and i don't know how.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddeyhh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear about the bag of sugar that was caught illegally crossing the road for the second time that day?

It was refined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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My daughter, 8, asked me what happens to frogs who illegally park their cars.

"I don't know," I said.

With a gleam in her eye, she squealed "They get toad!!"

Dad win there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagle_shadow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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I'm scared the cops are gonna discover I've been using my cattle farm to illegally grow marijuana

The steaks have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treefellow64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Prosecutor: "In the case of who illegally made a blanket out of patches,

we call the defendant quilty"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterRoar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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There's probably a 104-year-old somewhere playing with LEGO illegally.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I used to illegally give weed to my prize winning cows, but unfortunately I had to stop.

The steaks were too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eltothebee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Do you know which singer has had the most of their music illegally downloaded?

Cher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?

An international snuggler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigReadButton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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What do illegally-imported leather jackets do when they hear the cops coming?

Hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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What is an illegally-parked frog called?

Toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kolshpa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What do you call three Spanish men illegally walking through a field?

Tres-passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaucieBossy
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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What happens when you go fishing illegally?

You get cod

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g0t__em
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I just illegally downloaded the first five books of the Hebrew scripture.

It was a Torahnt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smellmyheart
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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What is it to illegally cut down all the trees?

Treeson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gr3gard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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A man tried to keep two crows illegally as pets!

He was arrested for attempted murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait. I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What happens when a frog parks illegally?

They get toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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β€˜I’m arresting you for illegally downloading Wikipedia!’

β€˜Wait! I can explain everything!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedzuuzaaa
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhisum_dhisum
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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What happens when frogs park illegally

They get toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/froiman23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Me: Wait, I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What happened to frog who parked illegally?

... He got toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuIius_Seizure95
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...

The sign clearly said, β€œFine for parking."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Towed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nashvillan615
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjs1023113
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia database and selling it.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leoninator123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What happened to the frog who parked his car illegally?

His car got toad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackerman79_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Cop: you’re under arrest for illegally downloading all of Wikipedia.

Me: wait, officer, I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aheadassnigga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...

The sign clearly said, β€œFine for parking."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

He got toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/merakechkvisa666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Have you ever hear about the FROG that was ILLEGALLY parked

No because it was toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swag-master9000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...

The sign clearly said, β€œFine for parking."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why.

The sign clearly said, β€œFine for parking."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What happens if a frog parks illegally

They get toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehelpfulmuffin
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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Did you hear about the amphibian that was parked illegally?

He was toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OCR9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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If you park your frog illegally does it get toad?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitposting101-9
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