What happens when a frog parks illegally
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If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge
Is that copyright infridgement?
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Cop: Iβm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything.
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My neighbor just got arrested for illegally growing Marijuana.
Turns out my property line is not as far as I thought it was.
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What is the sentencing when you get caught hunting illegally?
Murder in the first deergree
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What happens to frogs that park illegally?
They get toad.
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Did you hear about the woman who was charged with illegally culling trees?
She was arrested by The Special Branch.
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and Iβve no idea why. I mean...
The sign clearly said, βFine for parkingβ.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
i don't download films illegally because i am honest and hardworking person.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Did you hear about the bag of sugar that was caught illegally crossing the road for the second time that day?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
My daughter, 8, asked me what happens to frogs who illegally park their cars.
"I don't know," I said.
With a gleam in her eye, she squealed "They get toad!!"
Dad win there.
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I'm scared the cops are gonna discover I've been using my cattle farm to illegally grow marijuana
The steaks have never been higher
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Prosecutor: "In the case of who illegally made a blanket out of patches,
we call the defendant quilty"
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︎ Mar 13 2020
There's probably a 104-year-old somewhere playing with LEGO illegally.
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︎ Sep 30 2019
I used to illegally give weed to my prize winning cows, but unfortunately I had to stop.
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Do you know which singer has had the most of their music illegally downloaded?
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︎ Jan 16 2020
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
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What do illegally-imported leather jackets do when they hear the cops coming?
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What is an illegally-parked frog called?
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︎ Apr 26 2019
What do you call three Spanish men illegally walking through a field?
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︎ May 11 2019
What happens when you go fishing illegally?
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︎ Jan 02 2019
I just illegally downloaded the first five books of the Hebrew scripture.
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︎ Dec 15 2018
What is it to illegally cut down all the trees?
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︎ Jan 19 2015
A man tried to keep two crows illegally as pets!
He was arrested for attempted murder.
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︎ Aug 08 2018
Cop: Iβm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait. I can explain everything!
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︎ Nov 20 2019
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
βIβm arresting you for illegally downloading Wikipedia!β
βWait! I can explain everything!β
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Cop: Iβm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Man: Wait, I can explain everything!
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?
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What happens when frogs park illegally
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Cop: Iβm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Me: Wait, I can explain everything!
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What happened to frog who parked illegally?
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and Iβve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, βFine for parking."
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?
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︎ Sep 18 2018
What happens when frogs park illegally?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia database and selling it.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything!
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What happens when frogs park illegally?
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What happened to the frog who parked his car illegally?
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Cop: youβre under arrest for illegally downloading all of Wikipedia.
Me: wait, officer, I can explain everything!
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︎ Jun 17 2019
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and Iβve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, βFine for parking."
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What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Have you ever hear about the FROG that was ILLEGALLY parked
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and Iβve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, βFine for parking."
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︎ Jun 14 2018
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and Iβve no idea why.
The sign clearly said, βFine for parking."
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︎ Mar 02 2019
What happens if a frog parks illegally
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Did you hear about the amphibian that was parked illegally?
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If you park your frog illegally does it get toad?
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