Why should Australians be banned from international chess tournaments?
Cos they keep saying "check, mate"
Got banned off of r/wholesome memes
for posting Swiss cheese jokes
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
I got banned from Hawaii for having a loud laugh
All they accept is a low ha
I was recently banned from the Antiques Roadshow.
...I tried to have my family jewels appraised.
My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies
They say it contains a huge spoiler.
I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for submitting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
Did you hear Hawaii has banned loud laughter?
Yeah, especially when using the same recycled joke 50 million times.
I got banned for posting my sandwich on reddit
My cousin tries to keep posting jokes on this sub, but gets repeatedly banned by the mods.
He’s my cousin, twice [removed].
I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it.
imgur.com/jrZ6LX8
People who believe that ketamine should be banned
should get down off of their high horse!
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
Those who were firm in their beliefs when China banned marijuana...the people who kept growing and selling.
They are known as the pot stickers.
My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs …
to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.
My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"
The government just banned the fifth month of the calendar year.
Why was the cow banned from ballet class?
It kept practicing its Dairy Air.
I recently posted a video on Facebook of bumblebees sneaking up on people and scaring them and was immediately banned.
Apparently you’re not allowed to post boo bees
Did you guys hear about the Leopard they banned from the casino?
It seems they thought he was a Cheetah.
Austrian government has banned gatherings of more than 5 people
They have been Austriacized..
I've just been banned from r/childfree.
Apparently it's not the best place to list your kids when you're trying to give them away.
What room of the house are ghosts banned from?
The governor banned gatherings of more than eighteen crows.
They’re supposed to isolate themselves from corvid nineteen.
My wife said she was reading a banned book
I asked if it was about marching or jazz
Got banned from r/aww this morning because of a bad pun. Merry Christmas!
I got banned from /r/cooking
Apparently saying that any idiot can make Bananas Foster is considered flambéting.
You have been banned from posting on r/specializedtools
I just got banned from r/anarchy.
I broke one of the rules of the subreddit.
What should you do now that smoking is banned on public trains?
Do you know why they banned those red coloring dental tablets that revealed where you hadn’t brushed your teeth properly?
Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!
Why am I banned from owning a truck and a donkey at the same time?
Aladdin banned from flying carpet racing! Sources say…
…for use of performance enhancing rugs…
Oh noes! Our dad is banned from reddit.
Sibling: Wait, our dad was banned from reddit?
Me: No, r/dad
What letter of the alphabet is banned during the Christmas Season?
The letter ‘t’ has just been banned
We’ll never hear the end of it
They recently banned cylindrical hay bales in North Dakota
The legislature was worried that that the cows weren't getting a square meal
My wife has banned dad jokes in our house
So I have to stand outside and shout them in
Why was Hulk banned from the Honda dealership?
Got banned from /r/pcmasterrace for heilping others out
My bad sense of humour got me banned from /r/pcmastterace.
I was discussing distance from monitors with another user and they replied with "just touching the monitor when I do a hitler pose." I got banned after I said I was happy to have heilped in any way that I canpf.
I should have guessed that pcmasterrace mods were very sensitive to any racist references, but I did nazi the ban coming.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/79853x/50_more_for_a_1440p_monitor/dp03xd6/
My parents banned me from riding my Vespa in the yard.
So I just moped around the house all weekend...
Why are chickens banned from church?
My street recently banned cars
I never thought I would live in a gaited community
I've just been banned from r/childfree.
Apparently it's not the best place to list your kids when you're trying to give them away.
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