Illegitimate Puns

A list of puns related to "Illegitimate"

What do call the illegitimate son of a fish?

A reel bass turd.

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👤︎ u/Miyashinzki
📅︎ May 17 2019
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I have a confession to make, I have illegitimate twin sons in Mexico. One is named Jose, and the other is named...

Hose B.

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👤︎ u/goodboyBill
📅︎ Oct 31 2015
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Alice Roosevelt, daughter of Theodore Roosevelt, had a long-time extramarital affair with Senator William Borah. They had an illegitimate daughter together, Paulina Longworth, who Alice referred to as "Aurora Borah Alice" [from /r/todayilearned] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali…
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👤︎ u/emilvikstrom
📅︎ Dec 22 2014
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MY 1st legitimate dad joke.

The rest were illegitimate because I wasn't a father to them.

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👤︎ u/alphadelt
📅︎ Jun 13 2015
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Why can't bikes stay upright around corners?

... they're just two tired!

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👤︎ u/HipsterCosmologist
📅︎ Sep 30 2013
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