After all, it's just trial and error.
Nothing and orange have completely different ending sounds.
He’ll come around eventually.
It was .... accidental
There's a crack in it..
Without missing a beat he said "They can't be, these are the only feet I have"
Proud dad moment!
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
but he did okay with one through nine.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
He has reptile dysfunction.
I'll see myself out...
...I think they’re out of sink
We've been married 3 years now !!
But two rights make a plane
Having sex on an elevator.
Man with 4 balls cannot walk.
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
Is that a Murphyn?
He said it was acci-dental.
By grounding him
It wasn't 2b.
So I said "Okay, what's the matter?"
He forgot his chopping list.
I stand corrected
Told him to use both and he’d probably find him a lot quicker.
You know, Salsa Distancing.
I told: mom that why I am using a chair.
So now the full Oasis songbook is covered he's moved on to a new one.
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain.
On the left side there's nothing right, and on the right side there's nothing left! 🤣
They said it was grounds for termination.
She packed up her bags and right.
I felt completely invalvidated
Because my knees can take 5K’s any more
He said it was acci-dental.
But two wrights make an airplane.
He'll come around eventually
