I sure hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal.

Yeah. Elongate could stretch out forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal

I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal….

Elon-gate would be really drawn out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CV_1994-SI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What would a huge FBI scandal be called?

Investi-gate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Breaking News: famous cartoon character implicated in scandal!

They refused to be drawn on the matter, however.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dashie1985
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Did you hear about the corruption scandal in the milk company?

Turns out they were skimming a bit off the top.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrF3lix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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The world tongue twister champion just got arrested.

I heard they're going to give him a really tough sentence...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat

Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otto_Partzzz
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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If Elon Musk ever had a sex scandal, Elongate would actually be a perfect name for it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kefasa
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One of these days HR is gonna get called...

Talking amongst the office about current events and the Matt Gaetz scandal came up.

Coworker "An older guy in power taking advantage of young women? That's a tale as old as time..."

Me "From what I've seen the tail wasn't even 18..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anix421
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I hope Elon Musk does not get involved in any major scandal.

Because Elon-gate will go on forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I get it, you hated him 4 years ago ...

... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eaglehawk2011
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Did you hear about the citrus embezzling scandal?

They were liming their pockets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EndlessArgument
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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"DELETER OF THE FREE WORLD" - New York Post front page on the Hillary email scandal imgur.com/0BNIPzn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wazzzzah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2015
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Removing Vader's Mask
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MystickTheater
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Did you hear the scandal about Elon Musk's penile extension surgery?

They're calling it ElonGate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OatsNraisin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Did you hear about the scandal-plagued politician who insisted on taking the elevator?

He refused to step down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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How do the sisters feel about the latest sex scandal in the Catholic Church?

They're nun too pleased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiffMayhem
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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To call the whole Elon Musk controversy β€œElon-Gate” seems like a bit of a stretch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuIius_Seizure95
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMakeItAllUp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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A few days ago I made a comment that if there was a scandal at a fencing company, someone'd start calling it Gategate. Today, someone kicked my gate apart.
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I don't think Tesla Motors would ever be involved in a Watergate type scandal

Elongate is really a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_mach
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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That whole email scandal really came back to byte Hillary in the ass.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doodoo_gumdrop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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After Microsoft's A.I. "Tay" became hateful/bigoted, Microsoft shut it down and took measures to avoid such scandals again in the future.

Hopefully, their future robots and A.I. will be more PC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aahelo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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It's a shame Aziz Ansari is dealing with a scandal from a first date

He should have known it was not the right Tom to Have her for dessert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chileconqueso
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Natty383
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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If a scandal conspired involving Musk getting bigger?

Elongate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImFalcon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Did you hear about the toothpaste scandal?

Apparently some toothpaste companies are on Santa's naughty list. Many are calling it the Coalgate Scandal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RawRockKills
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2015
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An oldie but a goodie
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Told My Dad About The Cardinals Alleged Cheating Scandal

He said "That's Busch league!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Master_Brewer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2015
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Saw just dosen't cut it.

Talking about the condition of one of the power saws at work (construction):

Boss: Do you know if that saw is working properly now? Did (coworker) manage to fix it?
Me: Yeah, it's running now, only problem it that it doesn't cut any longer...
Boss: Huh?
Me: Yeah, it only cuts shorter.

The original conversation was not in English, but the pun works in my native language too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2rgeir
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...

Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaelessin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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My friend accidentally dadjoked me the other day

I was asking my friend about a word I couldn't remember.

Me: Hey, what's a synonym for affair?

(The word was scandal)

Him: Carnival?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfTheRedditor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2015
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My dad thinks he's hilarious

In regards to Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and the cocaine and drunken stupor scandal...

My dad: "Rob's Ford should be recalled"

slow clap

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prettyflie164
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2013
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Dad joked the Red carpet

While watching the pre-Oscars red carpet:

Girlfriend: "Kerry Washington's dress is really boring"

Me: "I guess you'd call that a...Scandal."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobTheCod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2014
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I asked my dad if he had heard about the conspiracy theories surrounding the Denver Airport...this was his response.

My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.

DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor PeΓ±a.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street PeΓ±a Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of PeΓ±a". Get it, JalapeΓ±o?
ME: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlesunnymay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a major scandal

I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpthomacePrime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I hope Elon Musk never gets in a scandal...

Elon-gate would be really drawn out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h_cordeiro8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I hope Elon Musk doesn't become involved in a scandal ...

ElonGate would be really drawn out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a scandal.

Elongate would really stretch on.

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Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat

Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whygru
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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