Why is North Korea so evil?
Because they have no Seoul.
Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I can’t take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but I’m sure he’d be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter it’s brought.
Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
Why are adults evil?
Because 18 is three sixes!
Cats are evil
But a dog will consume your sole
As the evil nano-bots swarmed the superhero’s wrist-based time piece, he exclaimed...
I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"
My wife sees Satan every weekend for evil lessons.
I have no idea how much she charges.
My evil clone is trying to attack me.
But I probably shouldn’t beat myself up over it.
The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.
She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.
What kind of eggs does an evil hen lay?
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...
My friend called me in a panic and shouted, “An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...
...he’s really a big lyre.
I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.
Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.
A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
I overheard my USB drive plotting to do evil things to me ever since I unplugged it improperly from a computer.
It has become very corrupt.
I made a discovery in my attic that my evil house is plotting against me...
I discovered the floor plans!
If number 666 is evil,
then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
Wallace and gromit have released a new evil.
Glycine was known for its evil ways.
Ash won’t be in EVIL dead 4! Know what I’m feeling?
What do evil nuns all have in common?
Where do evil mathematicians go?
What do you call an evil anteater?
What do you call evil fabric? Satin
Why were people in the middle ages so medival and when did people advance from being mid-evil to advanced-evil?
What do you call an evil potato?
How long has Anakin been evil?
An evil proctologist would be a pain in the ass.
Where does the evil calculator go when he dies?
An evil wizard..
There was an evil wizard who hated mathematics. One day he decided that he would end math once and for all, by capturing the 10 digits, and locking the away forever in his secret prison. So he cast his spell, and all the digits, from 0 to 9 were under his influence. He put them in his magic sack and rode off to the prison. When he reached the prison, he opened the sack. To his horror, there were not 10, but 9 digits there. After searching thoroughly he realized that...it was the 1 that got away.
Jazz music is evil.
It promotes sax and violins.
“How do evil cows laugh when they are being bad?”
“Moooooooo-wa-hahahahaha.”
From my 10yo who said he might want to be a comedian when he grows up.
I need a new Halloween costume. I’m thinking of going as an evil nun.
Do I really need another bad habit?
The devil is depicted as male, because he is evil with a d...
What do you call an evil stuffed bear?
Teddy Bundy.
Edit: that is definitely not wholesome reddit did that on its own
An evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:
Not all heroes snare crepes.
How did the shoe become so evil?
It sold its sole to the devil
What do you call an evil circle standing up?
Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.
Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist
His name was Frank Enstein
if 666 is all evil
then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil
My best friend called me and said "An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don't know what to do!"
I drove all the way to his house just to find out he's just a big fucking lyre.
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