What do you call a satanic rodent?
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︎ Mar 09 2020
What do satanic baseball players from Queens, NY call their communal showers?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
Satanic cows are udderly evil
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︎ Oct 13 2016
Why canβt Satanβs cheerleading squad win any competitions?
Because they have literally no chants in Hell.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What's the difference between Satan and Santa?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
My wife sees Satan every weekend for evil lessons.
I have no idea how much she charges.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What is Satanβs favorite city in America?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What is the name of Satan's long lost brother?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Satan 10% form
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Never get caught behind Satan in line at the post office.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Friend: ...my wife is uncomfortable with them because theyβve joined the church of Satan. Like, he showed me his membership card. Theyβre paid members, man.
Me: well; someone has to pay the devilβs dues
Friend: damn it.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
If anyone dares to make fun of Satan's hairpiece
there will be Hell Toupee
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︎ Oct 12 2020
If satan had ever lost his hair
There would be hell toupee
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︎ Oct 13 2020
A nagging wife yelling at her husband "I would rather married Satan than marrying you"
Husband, "legally a brother and sister can't get married"
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Why does satan hate geometry?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I can't say for satan, but I reckon he's born to play the part
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
If Satan ever goes bald and gets a hairpiece
there will be hell toupee.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
What technology powers Satan's car?
The infernal combustion engine
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︎ May 07 2020
Oh satan
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Satan was really mad when he went bald.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
Iβm writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. Itβs your basic βSold my sole to the devilβ novel.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Why did Satan go to the gym?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
How did you know Satan was going to Europe?
The flight from SIN to HEL vanished in Finnair.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Did you hear satan got a new hair piece?
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Spanish Satan ate too much sugar
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Bff sent this. I believe this belongs here.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Thinking of becoming a Satan worshiper
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︎ Jul 11 2016
I've invented a gaming console designed to help you summon Satan...
I'll call it the occult rift
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︎ Jul 12 2019
What's the name of Satans wig shop?
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︎ May 13 2019
If number 666 is evil,
then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
What does satan eat for breakfast?
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︎ Jan 16 2019
What will happen when Satan will put videos on youtube?
They will get demonitized.
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︎ Jul 26 2018
If Satan ever lost his hair...
... there would be hell toupee.
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︎ May 23 2020
If Satan ever lost his hair
There would be Hell toupee.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
If Satan ever lost his hair
There would be hell Toupee.
Edit: typo
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︎ Apr 18 2020
If Satan ever lost his hair
There would be hell toupee.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
If Satan lost his hair
There would be hell toupee
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︎ Jan 26 2020
When satan goes Bald
There will be hell toupΓ©e
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︎ Jul 27 2019
If satan goes bald...
There will be hell toupee.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
If Satan ever lost his hair...
There would be a hell toupee
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︎ Nov 26 2019
If Satan goes bald....
There will be hell toupΓ©e
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︎ Aug 01 2019
If satan ever went bald
There would be hell toupee
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︎ Sep 21 2019
When Satan goes bald
There will be hell toupee
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︎ Jul 27 2019
If satan ever loses his hair
There will be hell toupee
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︎ Jul 15 2018
If Satan ever lost his hair, there would be hell toupee
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