I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I bought this really good DVD about foreplay
I just had to fast forward the boring bit at the beginning.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why did the sailor not buy the dvd?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
My daughter ate a dvd this morning...
Was later released as a poo-ray
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Bought some discounted Harry Potter DVDs...
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︎ Sep 19 2020
At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Kid: Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.
Dad: Somewhere. Ogre there.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
I asked the guy in the store where is the terminator dvd ...
He responded, βAisle B, Backβ
Edit: wow first silver!!!! Thank you ππΎ anonymous Redditor!
Edit2: my wife doesnβt use reddit. Sheβs thoroughly enjoying the responses to the joke in the joke jar she created for me and the silver (βwhatever those areβ). Happy Fatherβs!
Edit3: https://imgur.com/gallery/5G25Flw wife got me a nice gift π
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︎ Jun 16 2019
My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange on DVD, but I declined.
I had Stranger Things to watch.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What did Poppy the troll do when someone took her favourite Pixar DVD?
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︎ May 17 2020
As we were watching a DVD, I asked my son, "Do you know Emma Watson's full name?" He shook his head and I continued...
Emmamentary Mydear Watson!
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︎ May 04 2020
I love horror movies. I considering bringing along a DVD while I traveled the world.
But then I knew that'd be taking It too far.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Rick Astley: What do you want for your birthday? His Wife: the UP dvd
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︎ Jul 17 2019
I tried to sell my old Peter Sellers DVDs the other day but failed to get the price I was asking
It was not a Sellers market
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Every time I get turned on a dvd appears in my underwear
Turns out I have erectile disc function
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︎ Mar 13 2020
I put superglue on the cover of my daughter's Frozen DVD
Now she just can't let it go
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︎ Aug 02 2019
The new Lion King movie dvd release date is only a week away.
A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away.
Wee e e e e e e e e a week away
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︎ Oct 14 2019
I'm trying to remember where I left my DVD of "Gone in 60 Seconds"
I swear I saw it just a minute ago.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
If you don't think The Big Bang Theory is funny, make sure to buy the dvd and watch the extras.
Everyone knows the real jokes are always in the commentary.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
My girlfriend and I watched 3 DVDs back to back
Luckily I was facing forward
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︎ Jun 04 2019
My Star Trek DVDs didn't turn up
..I'd forgotten to send the Chekhov
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Rick Astley once called me to borrow all my Pixar DVDs..
I told him "You can have DVDs for Cars, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo but I am never gonna give you UP!"
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︎ Jul 12 2018
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︎ Oct 05 2016
I tied two Disney DVDs with strings and placed it inside the freezer.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
I need to get rid of some DVDs
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︎ Oct 22 2018
One of my friends stole all the DVDs of my horror movie collection. In the end I decided to let him go.
However, I still hold The Grudge.
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︎ Jan 01 2019
Rick Astley is an avid Disney/Pixar collector and very generous at that if you ask him to he will borrow you any DVD in his collection except one
He's never gonna give you 'Up'
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︎ Jul 18 2018
My wife accidentally referred to the DVD player as a VCR...
She followed it up with, "Boy, I really am dating myself, aren't I?"
My reply: "Well, nobody else will."
I may not be allowed to sleep in my own bed tonight, but it was worth it.
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︎ Nov 24 2013
Just got around to unboxing the Pro Evolution Soccer 2018 game I got for Christmas, and the DVD was snapped.
Dad said It's a game of two halves!
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︎ Jan 22 2018
Years ago my dad and I built a small shelf for the DVD player...
... totally from scratch. Bought the wood, cut it down to size, screwed it all together. So my dad's friend, also a dad, came and looked and said "That's a nice little do-it-yourshelf project."
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︎ Dec 02 2013
My son asked if he had another snowbuddies DVD.
I looked at him and said "I don't snow buddy"
At least my mom laughed.
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︎ May 17 2014
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
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︎ Jan 29 2020
I can't find my gone in 60 seconds dvd.
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︎ May 19 2020
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' DVD
It was here a minute ago
Edit : fixed the spelling
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︎ Feb 14 2020
I can't find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD...
I swear it was here just a minute ago.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
For sale: George Foreman grill and a Muhammad Ali dvd.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
I canβt find my Gone in 60 Seconds dvd
It was here a minute ago!
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︎ Jun 24 2018
Last night me and my wife watched two DVDs back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
Last night, me and my friend watched 3 DVDs back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the tv.
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︎ Mar 19 2019
I asked the guy in the video store where they keep their Terminator DVDs
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︎ Jun 06 2019
Last night my girlfriend and I watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
He'll happily let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD's except for one...
Rick is never gonna give you Up.
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︎ Dec 05 2016
Last night your mom and I watched three DVD's back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
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