Have you heard about data storage in DNA?

I think it’s an ingenious breakthrough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamDiskwielder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What is a pirate's favorite kind of data storage medium?

A CD-R.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmEv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What's the oldest known unit of binary data storage?

A trilobyte!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaBadfish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2016
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It's funny my old 20 megabyte USB stick is called a "mass storage device".

You'd think it would be a data storage device.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_toastradamus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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My coworker just got dad joked...

The context here is a discussion on encryption on a data storage medium. The kid here is a new guy who is fresh from grad school. The dad here is a senior engineer who looks like middle aged Gordon Freeman with graying hair. The kid was asking questions on how to erase data securely using a particular protocol command. He wanted more information on the random number keys necessary to encrypt/decrypt the data with. It went some thing like this.

Kid: " So you have A key, right ?"

Dad with a sly smile on his face immediately checks his pocket and whips out his car keys and says " No, I have many keys "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamfromshire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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My Dad made a good one today

My dad was in my car today and saw my USB storage drive in my stereo. The drive has a little blue light that blinks rapidly whenever there's data transferring, so it's constantly blinking if I'm playing music from it. My dad asked what it was, and I explained. He said, "I guess that's why it's called a flash drive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicklikesmilk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2014
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