You blow into you partners ear
That's me buggered then, my day has 24 hours.
I said, “But wait, I can change!”
And I shall name it Cole's law
Lazy.
It has to be 6:30, hands down.
Starchy and Husk
Edit: I thought this one up in the shower this morning and originally posted it on r/jokes but I realized this is the optimal place to put it.
I was in class, and we were learning about plotting optimization. The professor was drawing lines on the grid, and he wanted to highlight a specific area on the graph. After he went over them a few times, I turned to my friend and said "the plot thickens".
Apparently, Alaskan racing dogs perform optimally when they consume non-meat products mid-run; needless to say, this has caused a great change in tactics. A lot of it is untested, but a few dogs are going through trials to see how various types of fungi impact their speeds. The training facility was just built; they call it the "mush room."
After all, they're sub-optimal.
[For optimal effect, say out loud.]
I thought my nose was running, but it's not.
