The Simulation Puns

...but I can’t use it, it’s still syncing.

He took a shortcut.

A lot of pilots are working from home too!

It's called the Elder Scrolls Online.

It didn't really hit despot.

It's rated ARRRRR!

That shit's gonna be ballin'.

I was buying Goat Simulator as a gag gift for a friend. The cashier looks at it and I smile uncomfortably. He says, "Don't be sheepish about buying this".

Superfight is a tabletop game where you make a character with random attributes from the selection of cards dealt to yourself. You will need to justify how your character and their attributes can beat your opponent's character.

We were playing this through Tabletop Simulator and I played a character card titled "Leonardo".

Gf: Dicaprio or Da Vinci

Me: No, DaTurtle

My roommate and I were talking about orgasms when he said "one day a psychologist will figure out a way to simulate one just by pressing a button, and then everybody will just mash the button like crazy."

"Wouldn't something like that kill you?"

"It'd certainly fuck with you."

"Yes, yes it would."

cue groan

I just got the dcs UH-1H and was talking about it with my dad.

"This simulator is intense. It's harder to fly than I thought."

"Yea I hear helicopters are hard to fly. It must be challenging if you have to stay in tents."

I work in Marketing for an east coast MLB team. The other day, we held a "Country Western Night" and had various attractions in and around the stadium that went with the theme. One of these was a 'NASCAR simulator'- which was essentially just a racing game you'd find at any arcade. At the 8th inning, just before closing time, a man walked by with his wife, both sipping beer and watching kids play the game. We were closing after those last two kids, so I asked him if he wanted to play, or if he was just watching. He responded with, "Oh, I'm just watching", gestured with his beer and said, "I don't want to drink and drive anyway".