A paradigm shift:

When two small coins get nudged

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I discovered a paradigm in my washing machine.

I'll be putting that 20Β’ in my rainy day fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustacius
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I will be a dad in a month. Is it required for me to tell these or brush up on my humor paradigm?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightningcrane31
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Her: Hey what’s a paradigm again?

Me: uhhh... β€˜bout twenty cents?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mangolope
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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You need more than a paradigm shift to make change.

You also need three quarters and a nickel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHappy317
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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I've discovered a new paradigm....

...yup, found 20 cents while cleaning the car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ja647
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2016
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Right in front of class a dadjoke appeared.

A student asked me what a paradox is.

I said to go to a lake and find two docks, that is a paradox.

Silence followed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grendel123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2015
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Pad your repertoire with these
  1. ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
  2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage.
  3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through
  4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do
  5. EYEDROPPER Clumsy ophthalmologist
  6. CONTROL A short, ugly inmate.
  7. COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
  8. ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living.
  9. LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
  10. HEROES What a man in a boat does
  11. PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower
  12. PARADOX Two physicians
  13. PHARMACIST A helper on a farm
  14. POLARIZE What penguins see through
  15. PRIMATE Remove your spouse from in front of TV
  16. RELIEF What trees do in the spring
  17. RUBERNECK What you do to relax your wife
  18. SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does
  19. SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official
  20. PARADIGMS 20 cents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_Crockett
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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Double the dadjokes

My girlfriend was rwading about psychology and asked "What's a paradigm?"

I told her "20 cents"

We had a sensible chuckle and then I turned to my dad and said "dad what's a paradigm?" and he said "20 cents of course!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IHeartPallets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2014
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What's a paradigm?

Twenty cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanzanianchimp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2013
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What's a paradigm?

About 20 cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordpent
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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