If this new 'dynamic armour' thing they're working on involves electrical charges between plates...

... can we just call it e-mail?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruinsfate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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The year 2020 was very dynamic

I remember it like yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shishir-nsane
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Did you hear about the Boston Dynamics home-protection robot that failed to stop intruders due to faulty shoulder bolts?

It was easily disarmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Me and the boiengs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jebbaok
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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How do you improve your archery?

With better arrow dynamics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I was pretty proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justind523
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Stranger at the airport dadjoked my dadjoke.

i was getting off an airplane, and i passed a little boy who was saying "bye, plane!". i, remembering a dadjoke i saw here, said "no, this isn't a biplane" The kid's dad immediately gave me a condescending look and said "you can't tell it's sexual preference based just on how it looks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpresken2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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my pun please enjoy it

If you go to New York and punch the Empire State Building, then according to Newton's third law of dynamics...

The Empire strikes back

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