A list of puns related to "New World"
“Trump’s Not Down For the Count”
Germany has just warned its population of an upcoming susage and cheese shortage. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
That is all.
This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.
Joke by Terry Pratchett, ‘The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.
Sadly even that was to Edge-y for me!
Go outside and ride your bike
There was a military coo
Friend: Wow! What kind is it?
Old man: quarter past 2.
They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.
WHO?
The Wuhan Clan
“Ribbit.”
I gotta ask “WHO?”
The event will be affectionately named WHO Cares
Its called Mimecraft
With friends like these who needs animes.
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"
something
The Hallouminati.
Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!
In fact, on average, we have about five remotes per household.
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