Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
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Recently, I've been driving my wife crazy with how many friends named Fred I've been making, and they all look the same, no less. That said, one day a man rang our bell, and my wife, relieved that he did not look like my other friends, asked who he was, to which a replied:
"Don't worry, Honey, he's just another Fred of mine."
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︎ Mar 15 2021
So I was buying cheese the other day when the clerk came out with a large wheel. Problem is, they tripped, landing on the wheel and crushed it. He asked if I still wanted it. I said no. He asked why.
I simple told him "It's no Gouda!"
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and Iβve no idea why. I mean...
The sign clearly said, βFine for parkingβ.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
At the grocery store the other day, the bagger asked the woman in front of me, "Paper or plastic?" She responded, "It makes no difference to me. You choose." The bagger explained that he isn't allowed to, and that she had to choose. This upset her quite a bit, which was confusing to me.
I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
The other day my wife told me I had no sense of direction
Made me so mad that I packed up all things and right.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
No matter how we pitched the human organs to the other team, they'd swing and miss...
They didn't even bat an eye.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What do Giraffes have that no other animals have?
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︎ May 03 2020
The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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︎ Apr 27 2018
It's my dream to become the CEO of Subway, if for no other reason than to get rid of the horrible job title "Sandwich Artist."
I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
guess its a pun joke (i have no other interesting title sory)
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︎ Oct 13 2019
'No Nut November' has a whole other meaning for squirrels.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I bet earth likes to make fun of other planets for having no life..
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︎ Mar 01 2019
What did dinosaurs have that no other animals had?
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︎ Jul 19 2019
I was in the gym the other day, when I saw a man get down on one knee and propose to his girlfriend. Unfortunately she said no!
Well that didn't workout...
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I went to a garage sale the other day, they had a radio with no volume control.
I just couldn't turn it down
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︎ Dec 28 2018
i had no idea that i had a fruit tree in my backyard until the other day.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
What does Wednesday have that no other day has?
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︎ Dec 03 2018
In the future, when we've moved on to other technologies and protocols, USB will no longer be used.
Then all we will have left is the USB memory.
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︎ Aug 09 2018
Giraffes have something that no other animals in the animal kingdom have. Do you know what that is?
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︎ Jul 20 2018
What do zebras have that no other animal have?
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︎ Sep 05 2018
I went to a zoo yesterday that only had one panda and no other animals...
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︎ Oct 30 2017
I went to an economics carnival the other day, but no one was working the rides
I guess you could say it was a Laissez-Faire
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︎ Jan 24 2016
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and Iβve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, βFine for parking."
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︎ Dec 10 2017
What is the do giraffes have that no other animal can have?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and Iβve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, βFine for parking."
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︎ Jun 03 2019
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and Iβve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, βFine for parking."
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︎ Jun 14 2018
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and Iβve no idea why.
The sign clearly said, βFine for parking."
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︎ Mar 02 2019
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