Blu Ray Puns

A list of puns related to "Blu Ray"

I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.

I just find them disc-inserting.

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👤︎ u/slmckay73
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Aug 29 2018
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I'm watching Milk on Blu-ray. imgur.com/iY3pWSi
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👤︎ u/Baikeru
📅︎ Jul 14 2016
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Had to take my blu-ray of San Andreas back to the shop

It was faulty

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👤︎ u/RadToTheBone86
📅︎ Sep 23 2015
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Asked my dad why we didn't own "Up" on Blu-Ray.

I told him the price had lowered.

He said, "Great! I've been waiting for Up to go down." He then proceeded to laugh.

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👤︎ u/The_Roylee
📅︎ Jun 24 2014
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Nolan!

Christopher Nolan's new and highly anticipated movie will be released on December 15 in blu-ray. Finally I can watch the movie at Tenet-p.

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👤︎ u/Saddam78610
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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Bought a high definition dessert today..

.. it was a creme blu ray.

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👤︎ u/Moe_Bot
📅︎ Mar 01 2018
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How long is the new James Bond movie?

While sitting down to watch the Blu-Ray

Him: "How long is the new James Bond movie?"

Me: "I exSpectre it will be at least two hours."

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👤︎ u/sugarplumcow
📅︎ Apr 07 2016
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I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.

I just find them disc-inserting.

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👤︎ u/slmckay73
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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