I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.
It's because this is my cup of tea.
Public opinion was favorable for local farmer banning outsiders access to hills filled with mushroom on his land.
He had the morel high ground.
So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?
True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling “I stepped on a Bee!”
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
What did Darth Vader say when his car broke down 3 miles outside of town?
Did youhear about the dog that sat outside a hospital for an entire day
A bunch of ravens and crows keep gathering outside my house but I don’t mind
I love a good murder conspiracy
What did the French cat say when it wanted to go outside?
Did you hear about the frog that was double parked outside the club?
He got toad.
It was worth it though...
That club was hopping.
Why should you never go for a jog if it is raining cats and dogs outside?
You might step in a poodle!
(from my 70 year old uncle)
I have a buddy who is a prominent geologist, but outside of work, he's very lazy and inactive.
He lives a sedimentary lifestyle
Why can't skeletons go outside and have fun?
Because they don't have any body to go with.
I met a woman outside the mall crying
She had lost $200, so I gave her $40 from the $200 I just found. When god blesses you, you must bless others.
Taken from dad jokes
Thousands of people are waiting outside of Nadame Tussauds in London
They are waiting to get waxinated...
Edit: misspelled Madame, but can't change the title
I was outside, laying down, at night, admiring the stars and the moon
What do you call an Irishman you can leave outside all night in the rain?
Paddy O'Furniture!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
I saw a murder outside my house today...
All the crows were just sitting in my tree...
For the first time in 6 months, it was warm enough to go outside in just a t-shirt today.
I probably should have worn pants, too.
Amusing hangar outside HOU airport
I'm thinking about covering the outside of my house in unhatched chickens
My wife says it will look too boring, but I think it will be egg siding.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read.
I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and my ears started ringing
Didn't surprise me, considering how cold tinnitus.
(I'll see myself out)
I'm outside court.
I'm in a judgment free zone.
It is I-C-Y outside
I-C-Y people want to stay indoors, next to the fire
What is Miley Cyrus known as outside of America?
Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.
I’m starting my own hedge fund.
If people are coughing and sneezing so much outside…
Wouldn't that just be ap-pollen.
My friends asked me why I hang my grapes outside to dry
I told them, “I have my raisins.”
Why should you never wear moccasins outside during Winter?
Because it can get a little slippery out there.
A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, “What’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,
We had a foot of snow outside today.
I don’t know who made it or who put it there, but the craftsmanship is amazing.
TIL my tv hates the outside world.
Whenever it faces outside it just glares.
You know it's a bit chilly out when you walk outside
And it's a bit chilly out.
Ewoks aren't meant to be left outside...
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
I just heard an announcement on a loud speaker outside my home saying, "If you invest 50$ just once, you can sit and eat for the rest of your life".
I went out and saw the idiot; he was selling chairs.
There are five cats outside
There is a sign outside my local library that says 'Watch for Cars'
If I could watch myself tell a bad joke outside
If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?
Why skeletons can't go outside and have fun?
Because they don't have any body to go with.
Source:
Borrowed from r/UncleJokes
It's raining cats and dogs outside...
Try not to step in a poodle!
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
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