What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?
I'll never walk down the hall, outside the church, near the courtyard...
We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...
My wife locked me outside the house coz she got tired of my wordplay jokes
I texted "Oh Pun the Door"
My Roomba accidentally went outside our front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of shit.
The Government Accidentally Built A Prison Outside My Home,
I Guess You Could Say I'm Under House Arrest.
Realized my boys will someday be dads after the cat tried to sneak outside tonight
Me, to my two boys: "Hazel tried to escape, but I rescued her!...Or....should I say captured her?"
Boy 1: (pronunciation) "cap- CHURR!"
Boy 2: "Or... You CAT-tured her!"
Boy 1: "No, you CAT cat-ture Hazel!"
Janice stepped outside to wish the mailman a good afternoon. "Good afternoon, mailman!" Said Janice.
The mailman responded with, "And a good afternoon to you, Femalewoman!"
A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.
The Warden said "he's a little condescending"
What do you call the security outside of a SAMSUNG store?
I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.
Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.
It was the best barber queue ever!
Did you hear about the fight outside the chip shop the other day?
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
What's the sign say outside the fishing hole in Chernobyl?
My friend keeps joking about the thing he has to wear to cover his mouth while he's exercising outside.
I was robbed outside and went in to report the crime. When I walked in, someone asked me what it was like outside.
I said, “it’s a bit muggy.”
What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?
Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.
What did the sign say on the outside of a brothel when it was closed?
I forgot all about the balloon I attached to the water hose outside!
Edit: oh wow, this blew up!
The queues outside the cemetery are crazy.
People are dying to get in there.
It's cold and dark outside, so I have drawn the curtains.
The last of my preprepred boards. Might have to put it up outside my house now!
My son decided to eat dinner outside despite the pouring rain...
Neighbours outside just had a reveal party. From all the hooting and hollering after the balloon pop...
I can report that they are having an owl
Wife: Honey! The cops are outside!
Cop: Hey uh sir, did you know your dog is chasing kids on bicycles outside?
Dad: Im sorry, well actually I've never trained my dog to ride a bicycle my son probably trained him. Well done kid!
LIFE RANT: yesterday was the first day I’ve been outside my house since coronavirus started, I just wanted to get some Jimmy Johns. It’s been 3 months, I ordered a #16 Club Lulu, something seemed off but by the time I got to the car I realized...
I saw my friend outside the hospital
He was looking really upset. I asked him what was wrong.
"I've got the big C" he said, a tear rolling down his cheek.
"Oh no, cancer?" I asked, gently.
"No, dyslexia."
I rang the council to see if I could have a skip outside my house
They said "You can do cartwheels and star jumps for all care!" And put the phone down
(At bosses funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin)
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
What's the furriest side of a dog?
Did you see the police talking to that nut outside?
I heard he was assaulted!
I pinned a Rolex to the post just outside my house
It's the neighborhood watch.
There was a line of people outside of the gym I workout at the other day. I found it quite weird as the line of people were paying money just to hit each other.
Guess you could call it a punchline.
I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "
I heard the ticks are really bad this year. If you go outside, be careful...
Unless you like your Corona with Lyme.
Posted on a sign outside the gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones - at your cervix
On which side does the sheep have most wool?
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?
If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?
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