23 Hilarious Pencil Sharpener Puns

My friend bought a microscopically precise pencil sharpener.

I don’t see the point.

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👤︎ u/PulkPush

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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Why should you bring a pencil sharpener to every class?

So you always get the point!

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👤︎ u/MakeMeADonut

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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Did you hear about the guy selling broken pencil sharpeners?

A lot of people thought it was great, but I didn't see the point.

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👤︎ u/IntactBurrito

📅︎ Jul 22 2016

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There's a sale on pre-sharpened pencils

Can you imagine all of the shavings?

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👤︎ u/ImClumZ

📅︎ Sep 19 2020

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What do you call a pencil that is never sharpened?

Pointless

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👤︎ u/martianrome

📅︎ Sep 01 2020

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What did the pencil say when someone tried to sharpen it?

What's the point?

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👤︎ u/NelAraby4

📅︎ May 28 2020

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Sometimes I sharpen pencils

Just to make a point

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👤︎ u/Ciaran211

📅︎ Apr 24 2020

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My fiancée asked if I could sharpen her pencil. After the pencil had been sharpened, I continued to sharpen. She said “okay that’s enough!”

I said “I was just trying to make a point”.

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👤︎ u/PixelSniper17

📅︎ Apr 06 2020

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I don't understand why people bother sharpening their pencils.

There's no point.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons

📅︎ Jan 25 2020

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I went to the pencil sharpening store today

I got some great shavings.

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👤︎ u/Trevor_Nolan

📅︎ Sep 05 2019

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I sharpened my pencil

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👤︎ u/20plus40plus9

📅︎ Jun 03 2019

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Whenever my friends want to sharpen their pencils I always argue they should let me do it..

When they see the pencil they tell me I make a good point.

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👤︎ u/FilthySef

📅︎ Sep 07 2019

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I had a great joke so I went to sharpen my pencil.................................... but then

I lost the point

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👤︎ u/oldermillenial

📅︎ Mar 04 2019

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Whenever I try to sharpen this pencil it breaks!

What's the point?

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👤︎ u/wrneda02

📅︎ Sep 25 2018

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I don’t know why people sharpen their dull pencils.

I just don’t see the point in it.

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👤︎ u/axxolot

📅︎ May 08 2019

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A sharp pencil said to the eraser "people sharpen pencils so they can use them a long time."

The eraser replied "you have a point."

-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.

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👤︎ u/ucom1

📅︎ May 01 2018

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My grandpa always refused to sharpen his pencils...

...when I asked him why he said because of his age he didn't really see the point.

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👤︎ u/BigRobWall

📅︎ Jun 02 2018

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Pencils

A not sharpened pencil is pretty pointless

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👤︎ u/MattyNJ31

📅︎ May 01 2019

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Used a dad joke on my dad

He was sharpening a pencil with his pocket knife but kept cutting the end off. "Dad if you keep this up its just going to be pointless."

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👤︎ u/Tonsofpunsarefun

📅︎ Aug 15 2016

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A pointless story.

Friend: What is the point of this story? Me: I've got a pointless story for you. The pencil walked up to the sharpener and said, "I'll be blunt. There is no point."

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👤︎ u/sarahsugarplum

📅︎ Mar 02 2014

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My girlfriend just got me

She was sharpening a pencil with an exacto knife and I asked her why she didn't use a sharperner.

"Because its more exacto"

Sigh....

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👤︎ u/the_brocode

📅︎ Dec 06 2016

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A pointless story.

Friend: What is the point of this story? Me: I've got a pointless story for you. The pencil walked up to the sharpener and said, "I'll be blunt. There is no point."

Man I wish I was male just so I could tell dad jokes...wait a few years and bam Mum Jokes anyone?

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👤︎ u/sarahsugarplum

📅︎ Mar 02 2014

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I sharpen pencils to the point of lethality.

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👤︎ u/sidewalksInGroupVII

📅︎ May 14 2018

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