I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.
She still isn't talking to me
What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a glue stick?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna
***Credit to my physics teacher for this joke
What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a stick of glue?
You can’t tuna fish!
“What about the glue?”
I knew you’d get stuck on that!
The Wood Glue I just bought doesn't stick.
I guess I got the wouldn't glue instead.
It’s a glue stick. Get it?
My sister asked me to hand her lipstick but i handed her a glue stick instead
She still won’t talk to me
My wife and were walking through an Arts and Crafts store and we saw a sign that says, “Glue Sticks.”
I said to her, “No shit.”
I accidentally tossed my wife the glue stick instead of the chapstick...
She's been tight lipped ever since...
What is the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a stick of glue?
>Me: I don't know.
>Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
>Me: What about the glue?
>Dad: I knew that you'd get stuck on that part.
The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick
She still isn't talking to me
I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.
She still isn't talking to me
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chap stick this morning.
She's still not speaking to me.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her chapstick this morning
I think she's mad, because she still hasn't spoken to me.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick from her purse, instead of her lip stick.
She still isn’t talking to me.
My wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick...
She still isn't talking to me
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.
She still isn’t talking to me.
What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a glue stick?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.
She still isn't talking to me
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick
She still hasn’t spoken to me
Last week my wife asked me to pass her lipstick. I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t taking to me!
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick
She still isn't talking to me.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick. I accidentally passed her a glue stick...
She still isn't talking to me!
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick earlier today.
She still hasn't spoken to me.
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