I’ve got a pen that can write underwater…
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Scientists invented a pen that writes underwater.
It writes lots of other words too.
People who write with fountain pens exude big bic energy.
While shopping for school supplies I came across a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words as well.
What’s the difference between a lousy trashy stand up comedian, and a father making jokes about pens?
One is bad at telling dick jokes, the other is dad at telling Bic jokes.
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw some blood
What do you call it when someone drops their wedding ring in a dog pen?
I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.
What did the French monarchy do to bad pens?
Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?
I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
I was mugged and they took my oxygen tank, defibrillator and epic pen
What's the relationship between Octopi and Pens?
They have a lot ink-common.
I married a pen a few years ago
It's a mistake I cant erase
Someone's used indelible pen to scribble a picture of a dog on my wall!
If the pen is mightier than the sword then what does that make paper?
What do Mike and Sulley fill their pens with?
I bought a rabbit pen.
But my rabbit still can’t write.
The baby sheep got out of their pen and I impulsively grabbed a sheep with my right hand and a sheep with my left...
I guess I'm just lambidextrous...
I'll show y'all to the door.
The best pen ever made will be the second to last ever made...
Because it would be penultimate.
"Mark my words—" said the pen...
... but the scissors cut him off.
What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?
I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...
...I’ll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.
Wow that pen is so attractive.
Every year on July 4th a group of ants get together inside a pen and have a dancing party.
It's "In the Pen Dance Day"!
My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago.
She just can’t seem to let it go.
Highlighter pens are the future.
My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
I need some help fixing my new pen.
I decided to make a fortune with a new invention, a pen vending machine!
Q. E. D... Pen is mightier than the sword!
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