Why is a Catholic Mass like The Gunfight At The O.K. Corral?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-A
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do the leaders of a corral reef do when they make a new law

They make it o-fish-ial

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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A man was trotting across the Prairie when is horse suddenly died...

It took him three days to make it to the closest town. To his dismay, nobody in that town had a horse for sale. So he started walking to the next town. After three days the man, exhausted, started asking around and looking for a horse for sale.Again, nobody could help him.He did,however,stumbled upon a place that sold horses but the man in charge was fresh out.

"Sold my last one just yesterday,"he said."I do, however, have a brother that sells horses. He's about a day's walk west.He owns a corral. He might have a horse to sell you."

So, once again, he sets foot West to the next town and finds the mans brother.

"I heard you might have a horse for sale, he asks."

"Well, I have one, but he don't look so good."he replies.

"I don't care. I've been walking for darn near a week and I'm tired and exhausted. I'll take him."

So after the man pays for the horse, he hops on him takes off and the horse hits a tree and stops.

"Hey,"the man says." I think you sold me a blind horse.Fact is, I'm sure of it!"

"Sir, I told you he don't look so good."the man fires back.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Just made up my 1st dad joke, that I can think of after being a father for 3 and a half years.

I'm pushing my shopping cart to the cart corral after this loading my car with groceries. This lady is walking to the store and asks "Is that a good one" I says "yeah, I just had her tuned up" and then " it runs pretty smooth". All I got was a smile from her but I couldn't stop laughing on the inside myself.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Dad pulled this one when we went out to eat for his birthday last night

The waitress asked, "So what brings you folks to Applebees tonight?" Dad answered, "Our car"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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Global warming is causing the colors at rodeos to fade and get lighter

They are calling it Corral Bleaching.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teslarobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2016
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Western dad joke.

So I was playing Red Dead Redemption, and my dad walked in right as I accidentally corralled a cow off a cliff. He said.

"you know what they call a cow that falls off a cliff?"

"ground beef"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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