A joke I made just before a test in math

I turned to a friend next to me: "Will you tell me the answers if I don't know something?"

"No."

"I was counting on you. Now I have to use my hands."

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📅︎ May 19 2015
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Works every time...

Casually grabs my shirt sleeve and gives it a feel with his thumb and pointer finger and asks:

Dad: Hey, is this felt? Me: No! Dad: Well It is now!

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📅︎ Jul 14 2015
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