There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
My wife said she's leaving me because I spend to much time trying to get reddit points for dad jokes.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
My wife uses nasal spray a lot, to the point we think she is addicted to it. I tried to send her to rehab, but she didn't like it.
She said it was just a bunch of stuffy people.
Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldn’t let you participate if you didn’t keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...
I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!
You made a great point, Dad!
Since it's International Women's Day, I'd like to point out some inequality: If my wife wears nothing but one of my t-shirts it's cute, but if I wear nothing but one of her t-shirts...
...I have to leave Home Depot.
What do you call Muhammad Ali when he reaches his boiling point?
I think everyone should get married at some point in life
Noone deserves to be happy forever
I was starting to get worried about my Karma points on Reddit...
But getting over it was a piece of cake.
My kid is at the point where they want to put bandaids on everything...
I swear this is a true organic dad joke I had tonight. Felt I’d share it with reddit.
My kid came up to me and says “oh no, look dad, it needs a bandaid” as she gently presents her imaginarily injured bouncy ball.
I looked at my kid and said “I don’t think it needs a bandaid, he looks like he’s going to bounce back”
Teacher: Felix, when is the boiling point reached? Felix: Just after my father reads my report card.
When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,
Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
Im tired of being misunderstood and I’m going to get straight to the point!
I’m drawing a line in the sand.
Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?
You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film
A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...
The XFL hit their lowest point ever.
There is no point in adding an extra 's' to the word needles.
My 9 month pregnant wife is ready to have our child any day now, but they just won’t come. She’s tried everything she can at this point. Sex, walking, dancing, spicy foods, etc... So when I asked her what I could do to help she said “any means necessary.”
To which I replied “No it doesn’t.”
My cat got 10/10 points at a beauty contest
At one point in my life I wanted to become a plumber
There's no point in getting mad at lazy people
They haven't done anything
Wait wait, they've got a point
Louis Braille raised a valid point that made sense.
Why did the architecture student get points off on his blueprint of a Soviet house?
Unnecessary Marx and Engels.
[REQUEST] I'll get straight to the point, I need a knife pun
As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.
Any help would be appreciated!
Knife to be here in this community
What do you call a person who points out the obvious
The person who points out the obvious
A man drew a line on himself to prove a point
The XFL just hit their lowest point ever.
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