There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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No, no he's got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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Karma Points?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Ooh that’s on point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crumble-bee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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No no He's got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_3oi_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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My wife said she's leaving me because I spend to much time trying to get reddit points for dad jokes.

That's karma for ya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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No, he's got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rabbi-nachman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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He has got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7keletor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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No no, he’s got a point
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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No no, he’s got a point
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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My wife uses nasal spray a lot, to the point we think she is addicted to it. I tried to send her to rehab, but she didn't like it.

She said it was just a bunch of stuffy people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tilt-a-whirly-gig
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldn’t let you participate if you didn’t keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...

I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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You made a great point, Dad!

Thanks, I sharpened it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gjfrye
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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This is on point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hayden2owe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Since it's International Women's Day, I'd like to point out some inequality: If my wife wears nothing but one of my t-shirts it's cute, but if I wear nothing but one of her t-shirts...

...I have to leave Home Depot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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company bullet points
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πŸ‘€︎ u/putree
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What do you call Muhammad Ali when he reaches his boiling point?

Gaseous Clay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdibleSteak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I think everyone should get married at some point in life

Noone deserves to be happy forever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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No, No. He's Got a Point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I was starting to get worried about my Karma points on Reddit...

But getting over it was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigZ41
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My kid is at the point where they want to put bandaids on everything...

I swear this is a true organic dad joke I had tonight. Felt I’d share it with reddit.

My kid came up to me and says β€œoh no, look dad, it needs a bandaid” as she gently presents her imaginarily injured bouncy ball.

I looked at my kid and said β€œI don’t think it needs a bandaid, he looks like he’s going to bounce back”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruum-502
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Teacher: Felix, when is the boiling point reached? Felix: Just after my father reads my report card.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,

β€œSpoiler alert!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoKit2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Services to the point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War

For the Confederacy, it all went South from there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Im tired of being misunderstood and I’m going to get straight to the point!

I’m drawing a line in the sand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...

He was half right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-AJ27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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The XFL hit their lowest point ever.

The Rock bought β€˜em

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CankerMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Grammer on point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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There is no point in adding an extra 's' to the word needles.

It's needless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My 9 month pregnant wife is ready to have our child any day now, but they just won’t come. She’s tried everything she can at this point. Sex, walking, dancing, spicy foods, etc... So when I asked her what I could do to help she said β€œany means necessary.”

To which I replied β€œNo it doesn’t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreshStartGo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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My cat got 10/10 points at a beauty contest

Purrfection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomenmeta
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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At one point in my life I wanted to become a plumber

But it was too draining

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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There's no point in getting mad at lazy people

They haven't done anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akainatsume
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Wait wait, they've got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Louis Braille raised a valid point that made sense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deejay22998
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Why did the architecture student get points off on his blueprint of a Soviet house?

Unnecessary Marx and Engels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subpar-at-best
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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She's got a good point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Montelion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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[REQUEST] I'll get straight to the point, I need a knife pun

As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.

Any help would be appreciated!

Knife to be here in this community

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliverpls599
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Their puns are on point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawaytrol7134
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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He makes a power point.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Pun on point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielthygreat
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What do you call a person who points out the obvious

The person who points out the obvious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarikAlic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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A man drew a line on himself to prove a point

He was half right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-AJ27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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The XFL just hit their lowest point ever.

The Rock bought β€˜em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CankerMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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